Do cannibals throw Italian people at the wall to see if they stick for a perfect al dente meal - ThreadSky

gailsimone.bsky.social • 13 days ago

Do cannibals throw Italian people at the wall to see if they stick for a perfect al dente meal

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glknightwrites.bsky.social•13 days ago

That's what they said about the last guy they threw into the wall.

"Al... He dente!"

terarist.bsky.social•13 days ago

Came here for an Al Dente joke: was not disappointed.

teen-cthulhu.bsky.social•13 days ago

Being a Mexican cannibal has gotta be bad... you fart, and everyone knows it was you, cause it smelled like Miguel

mickysmicky.bsky.social•13 days ago

I know that Vegetarian Cannibals only eat Swedes

canuck-amuck.bsky.social•13 days ago

"I understood that reference." - Capt. Steve Rogers, U.S. Army (ret.)

delaneyking.bsky.social•13 days ago

If they float to the top of the pot, they are done.

rubyverbena.bsky.social•12 days ago

Crawfish? Gnocchi? What are we cooking here?

fridaypfender.bsky.social•13 days ago

Is self cannibalism a net loss in calories?

mosshawk907.bsky.social•13 days ago

🤔

kalinichta.bsky.social•13 days ago

Gail!

thismikelee.bsky.social•12 days ago

Ask Ruggero Deodato!

bloodybible.bsky.social•12 days ago

Don't forget Umberto Lenzi.

missy85.bsky.social•13 days ago

This joke deserves a chef's kiss 🤣😂

nickcharles.bsky.social•13 days ago

…and now Gail realizes where the idea for Wacky WallWalkers came from.

jdouglas71.bsky.social•13 days ago

Makes sense to me.

joshdobbin.bsky.social•13 days ago

Albert Dente would be a good secret identity name for a Silver Age Batman villain called The Noodler.

mosshawk907.bsky.social•13 days ago

omegagrim.itch.io•13 days ago

Clown meat tastes funny

canuck-amuck.bsky.social•13 days ago

Asking the important questions.

vonotar.bsky.social•13 days ago

They probably have a very different neopolitan dessert, at the very least.

edisongirard.bsky.social•13 days ago

'Does this clown taste funny to you'

gjw1971.bsky.social•13 days ago

I still live in fear of them forcing me to achieve an erection prior to boiling me in those large pots so that there’s more to eat.
Admittedly, not much more…

misternyx.bsky.social•13 days ago

Rich South African people stick to a wall if you marinade them in Honey First.

ladyday93tjfgg.bsky.social•13 days ago

Yes.

nototis.bsky.social•12 days ago

Ooooh..!

(And: of course they do.)

davidkelley718.bsky.social•13 days ago

I dunno, but I did hear one exclaim, upon the occasion of eating Pagliacci, that they tasted funny.

realeric.bsky.social•13 days ago

The big ones, probably.

jmargiolas.bsky.social•12 days ago

Not in Cannibal Holocaust.

shiroplayer1.bsky.social•13 days ago

I eat cannibal
It's incredible
You bring out the animal in me
I eat cannibals

(great now that earworm is back)

dezinuh.bsky.social•12 days ago

Omg 😂

emmett.bsky.social•13 days ago

GAIL

jurassicraptor.bsky.social•13 days ago

They call it Al Dante.

tactlessogre.bsky.social•13 days ago

No, most of us are too heavy to be thrown so easily and the thinner ones aren’t good indicators.

auska.esq•13 days ago

People have bones, Gail. We're always al dente.

patrick6669.bsky.social•13 days ago

Legit questions.

rudell.bsky.social•13 days ago

A cup of that body water added to the sauce? 🤌

jbarbato.bsky.social•13 days ago

As an Italian American I hope not I’m more of a stuffed shell anyway full of cheese and meant to be eaten with red sauce

onil.bsky.social•13 days ago

When they leave a mark or outline on the wall, that's dining al fresco.

kladdagh.bsky.social•13 days ago

You don't really have to do that. The starch making the pasta stick doesn't really tell you when it's done. The best way is to take out a piece, let it cool a moment, and then bite it.

davidmacluna.bsky.social•12 days ago

Which cannibals do.

kladdagh.bsky.social•12 days ago

You're not funny.

davidmacluna.bsky.social•12 days ago

Well, you can't expect them to take, say, a glute roast out of the oven and bite straight into it.

They'd burn their tongue and the roof of their mouth, get those little blisters then the shreds of skin hanging down.

Sure, being cannibals they could just eat those, too, but it'd still hurt.