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gailsimone.bsky.social • 51 days ago

Bet you fuckers didn't see THAT coming!

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villawlib.bsky.social•51 days ago

Better than liking soup for sure!

dpaulangel.com•51 days ago

painedumonde.bsky.social•51 days ago

Nobody expects the Cheese Inspector!

https://youtu.be/f3uOkh6sKEE

windblow.org•51 days ago

Wah, put up a spoiler alert Gail!

katoe.bsky.social•51 days ago

I hope there isn't too plot HOLES

drheadgear.bsky.social•51 days ago

Came straight out of the bleu

barsha-foxman.bsky.social•51 days ago

I camembert these cheese puns any more :(

blahpers.bsky.social•51 days ago

It's a goudadea

briancebuhl.com•51 days ago

This is sharp commentary. Cheese humorists are a cottage industry.

kyloboomhauer.bsky.social•51 days ago

Edam. That’s a gouda one. Bet you’ll get some cheddar from the Swiss for that one, you Muenster.

itsjustjenn.bsky.social•51 days ago

But it doesn't taste like apples!

briancebuhl.com•51 days ago

I knew it because I read the Letter-to-the-Editor's comments on the back of the case for the DVD commentary for the making of the anime that was ultimately canceled.

revtravis.bsky.social•51 days ago

I'm glad Kubrick didn't live to see how superior a title card this would be to JUPITER AND BEYOND THE INFINITE.

jeremyadyer.bsky.social•51 days ago

JFC, no offense, but I'm so tired of these rehashed plots. There really are no new ideas.

coyotecrafty.bsky.social•51 days ago

neuromanso.bsky.social•51 days ago

Ah, but you did not say WHICH cheese. I guess that's the real plot twist.

gailsimone.bsky.social•51 days ago

You guys don't deserve hard science fiction space opera dramatic time travel quantum physics about an extraordinary hero who loves cheese and eats saltines (but not together) so why don't you stay with your little Babylope 7 tv show or whatever.

theaprilfoolsrebel.bsky.social•51 days ago

I'm genuinely shocked, Gail. It's been done so many times before, ya know?

shurato2099.bsky.social•51 days ago

Hey! Deep Space Babylon 59 was classic TV! CLASS-ICK! The sock puppets were amazing!

sirilyan.com•51 days ago

Now you’re just trolling. It’s called Dip Space 12.

greyman33.bsky.social•51 days ago

I thought that was about underwater space cowboys with crippling chewing tobacco addictions.

therealgchu.bsky.social•51 days ago

fine, i'll just curl up with my babylope 7 collector plates and cry for adm. shelton *weep*

mykalwane.bsky.social•51 days ago

I love how this sounds like Red Dwarf

asadiablo.me•51 days ago

comiccavepdx.bsky.social•51 days ago

"Babylope"

germanshepherdgirl.bsky.social•51 days ago

Saltines. With a drizzle of honey on each. The end.

tbradleywrites.bsky.social•51 days ago

I dunno, sounds more than a little derivative.

sdskuld.bsky.social•51 days ago

Wait wait wait. He eats the cheese and the crackers separately???

Well now I’m invested again.

gailsimone.bsky.social•51 days ago

You all just don't appreciate a true genius when she word vomits at your face.

morriswayts.bsky.social•51 days ago

Hey, still think this would be better than Rebel Moon, but that's just my opinion. 👀

defective-monk.bsky.social•51 days ago

Seconded.

gailsimone.bsky.social•51 days ago

I like Rebel Moon so PlbbbbbT

morriswayts.bsky.social•51 days ago

As you wish. 😊

defective-monk.bsky.social•51 days ago

I liked all five minutes of Anthony Hopkin’s robot voice, so I guess we share those five minutes of common ground.

captaintemerity.com•51 days ago

We are but baby birds receiving the nourishment of your genius, Gail.

xedregulus.bsky.social•51 days ago

Oh, so it is being written with AI then, eh?

track1971.bsky.social•51 days ago

If I had talent my book would be called

ESCAPE FROM THE PLANET OF THE BEARS

tiffanytroia.bsky.social•51 days ago

The Octate is Cheese! 😮

spookybutkind.bsky.social•50 days ago

This better not be a spoiler. I am only on book 5.

philst.bsky.social•51 days ago

Gail, just hear me out. what if, at the end of the last book... TWIST! The world isn't sci-fi, it's al been taking place in medieval France all along!

escapecar.bsky.social•51 days ago

(Raspy, but cheese-laden voice):

The Double Gloucester race has begun. It is too late for the BabyBels to vote.

raiderlee.bsky.social•51 days ago

The Cheese is Mother, The Cheese is Father.
👌

mattofgeek.bsky.social•51 days ago

Eating brie is a three edged sword

thief-gold.bsky.social•51 days ago

My fan-fic is going to be the dark universe alter-ego who eats cheese with saltines. Cheese on the bottom and the cracker on top.

wiredog.bsky.social•51 days ago

History’s greatest monster.

thief-gold.bsky.social•51 days ago

Room temperature processed cheese slices, so soft they tear when removed from the cellophane wrapping

technicallyowen.bsky.social•51 days ago

The cheese man cometh

stkeppler.bsky.social•51 days ago

Lissen here, Ms. Simeon, Babylope 7 introduced serialized storytelling with puppets and BLEW EVERYONE'S MIND. Before B7, nobody could tell serialized stories with puppets. (Pretty sure it violated the 2nd Geneva convention). Big shoutout to L. Oscar Juzpecyz.

briscocountyjr.bsky.social•51 days ago

stkeppler.bsky.social•51 days ago

tommartin.bsky.social•51 days ago

I camembertly believe it

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