I keep a knife by my bed in case someone tries to break in with an uncut pie - ThreadSky

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traciebreaux.bsky.social • 68 days ago

I keep a knife by my bed in case someone tries to break in with an uncut pie

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I keep a pizza cutter under my pillow for the exact same reason.

this made me laugh and get hungry...pie!

I keep a baseball bat under my bed, in case someone breaks in and is in the mood to play a little ball

*breaks in with a circumcised pie*

I keep a mace under my bed in case someone breaks in and wants to go to a renaissance faire.

Don’t worry about the uncut pie. Just keep a knife by your side. You will need it.

I like the way you think.

I keep a chair wedged under the door in case someone comes in the window and needs to take a load off.

ru12bseen.com•68 days ago

This level of preparedness should have it's own Discovery reality show.

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