Sure, every room is either cluttered or the walls so busy that it makes every space feel tiny. But the story being told by a trampoline directly below a samurai sword hung at ceiling level is A+
That was the only room in the house that didn’t make me feel overstimulated.
I don’t have issues with stimuli(or at least I didn’t think I did), but I was getting overwhelmed.
Aside from the Viking table and keg pisser there’s nothing in that house I’d want. Even the pool is stupid. I’ve never seen a house where you look at a room and nothing is discernible because how busy it is.
I legitimately had to stop looking at these about halfway in because trying to parse out every single thing in a room was starting to give me a headache
I’m not honestly 100% sure what any of those spaces are actually intended for, but I saw at least two interior slides, and I’m guessing there’s at least one more. Sold.
This looks like the bathroom in a Mexican restaurant owned by PE firm that was told by consultants that "the food doesn't matter, just make it feel like an Airport Chili's"
The let down I felt after understanding what they really meant by “Owner of mansion gutted” is palpable. I was expecting a much more intriguing article.
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- me, trying to convince my wife to let me decorate
I would like 3 months to explore this house.
I do feel bad for the maid who has to clean this house.
I don’t have issues with stimuli(or at least I didn’t think I did), but I was getting overwhelmed.
the best part
Not necessarily the crude humor of "Fart Zone" but every available square inch of space taken up by a knick knack or stupid print.
Although, I can get behind the fish pool.
This is architecture based on “kids toy room after a birthday party” level visual noise.
My offer is $300,000, take it or leave it
It’s like Buddy The Elf’s meal in house form.