If I can get to 3k followers by Valentine's Day I will use my expertise as a horror writer to tell all of you (who ask) what nefarious monster/ghoul/demon/beast is most likely to end you and how. And what's more romantic than that?
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This isn't so bad! You're set to run afoul of a fungal abomination. Do you like mushrooms? Imagine a sentient, ambulatory mushroom the size of a man and it wants to squeeze out your precious fluids. And so it does! Oh wait, that does sound bad.
Nothing so luxurious, I'm afraid. Looks to me like a Shadow Creeper, of the same breed as those that slither under beds or peer through cracks in closet doors. Unseen by most, doubted by "rational" minds and thirsty for two things most of all. Fear, as an appetizer and then flesh as the main course.
at this point it would have to be ELON MUSK or that dickless donnie hiding under the bed they frighten even the news media into bending the knee to the NAZI party.
In the meantime - Elon is destined to be devoured by a Slavering Lich. That's one of your wetter liches, known to haunt bogs and sewers, often blighted by mold and fungus and animated by otherworldly fel magics. He'll peel Elon's face like a grape and feast on the gooey insides.
Historically, Abe Lincoln was nearly taken out not by vampires but by kobolds! Yes, those little house-bound helper spirits who sometimes go rogue and roast you on a spit. Close call for Honest Abe, but, I mean, his luck still ran out.
Tom Cruise is fated to meet his end when a Stygian Horse, also known as a Night Mare, runs him down with flaming hooves and cleaves his skull in what? In twain! Oh, tough break for one of our generation's greatest action stars but you can't hold back a Stygian Horse with even the strongest chains.
Not a lot of people remember that beloved comedian Leslie Nielsen was actually devoured by Canadian water serpent the Ogo Pogo! Swallowed the man whole right in front of a family of tourists eating poutine. Darndest thing.
oh, bad news, Nuckelavee's got its sights set on you. Rising from the sea like a horse with half a ride fused right to its back, skinless and toxic, breathing death itself with arms that can reach the ground and an insatiable desire to bring death and disease.
Bad news, friend. A Gashadokuro is in your future, that's a Japanese skeleton about 15 times bigger than a typical human. With glowing eyes and an endless hunger, this thing is made of the bones of many dead and man...man is he ever going to eat you. It'll be fast, though, Sorta.
Well…I gotta say, I do always fantasize about being part of the Scout Regiment from AoT so I think this is probably the closest I’ll ever get to being one. New nightmare unlocked!!
You're in luck! Count Orlock 1922 is in town and he's got his eye on you. The downside, of course, is that his creepy, longer fingers and weird ass face come with the package and he's going to silently drain your blood in black and white.
Oh no! You have fallen prey to a rogue qallupilluk, an Inuit water monster that usually targets children but wishes to take you to the frosty, dark depths of the Arctic instead.
Whew… thank the gods! I like the water and love the cold! And I’m not afraid of monsters. Now, if you had said hairy black spider descending over my open mouth as I slept, well, I probably would have keeled over right there! 😂😩 Thanks
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He's gonna push you in front of a bus.