Haiku requires math And a deep, profound message I really love pie - ThreadSky

unfitz.bsky.social • 111 days ago

Haiku requires math
And a deep, profound message
I really love pie

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Pi AND CHIPS............£3.14159
------------------------------
Always served in direct proportion
to the size of your plate's circumference...

vincenthefter.bsky.social•110 days ago

兀 AND CHIPS - special
offer for those who love maths:
£3.141...

muaddibatreideez.bsky.social•110 days ago

I can't decide if this is made better or worse because you passed on the "pi" pun at the end.

unfitz.bsky.social•110 days ago

Better.

litalinax.bsky.social•110 days ago

e to the i pi
plus one equals to zero
five basic constants

talk2mom810.bsky.social•110 days ago

Or pi?

sloost.bsky.social•110 days ago

Ever hear of the haiku’s ancestor, the tanka? It’s 5-7-5-7-7 in syllables.

basebsll7.bsky.social•110 days ago

What's your favorite I like a good warm blackberry pie with vanilla ice cream

paaneahpannell.bsky.social•110 days ago

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

rebeccaditchlily.bsky.social•110 days ago

And what might you say
If I told you, that I, too
Love both pie and math

unfitz.bsky.social•110 days ago

I would ask if you think we should have a spring wedding.

rebeccaditchlily.bsky.social•110 days ago

Happily married
But we’ll always have haiku
And fourteenth of March

🤣 I try

unfitz.bsky.social•110 days ago

😂

thehaikutec.bsky.social•110 days ago

Thankfully I can count to one, as traditional Japanese haiku are just that, one line, phew!

moritherapy.bsky.social•108 days ago

Dodged that bullet, didn't ya?

thehaikutec.bsky.social•108 days ago

.
silver bullet(s) where wolf whither goest thou?

Alan Summers
proletaria politics philosophy phenomena ed. Elancharan Gunasekaran (December 2019)
#haiku

thehaikutec.bsky.social•108 days ago

https://proletaria730964817.wordpress.com/2019/12/19/three-so1oku-by-alan-summers/ #haiku

thehaikutec.bsky.social•108 days ago

.
into the heat of cloth expended round

Alan Summers
Weird Laburnum (November 2019)
haikai/monostich series Mistero due volte
https://weirdlaburnum.wordpress.com/2019/11/09/mistero-due-volte/
#haiku

thehaikutec.bsky.social•108 days ago

.
day of rest the tall dark stranger’s belt low on ammo

Alan Summers
monoku/haikai/monostich series Mistero tre volte
Weird Laburnum (November 2019)
https://weirdlaburnum.wordpress.com/2019/11/09/mistero-tre-volte/ #haiku

moritherapy.bsky.social•107 days ago

Wow that one packs a punch on a Sunday morning

parilani.sparkle.blue•111 days ago

ok brag ig mr "good at math"

unfitz.bsky.social•111 days ago

😂 I avoid math like the plague

parilani.sparkle.blue•111 days ago

HAIKUING THROUGH THE PLAGUE???

unfitz.bsky.social•111 days ago

No matter how many times I count my haiku lines there’s always a 50% chance I fucked it up.

danisaacs.bsky.social•111 days ago

Math is analogous, so you kinda just did some. 😛

giltandglamour.bsky.social•110 days ago

a jeweled finger,
haiku points toward the moon
Neither math nor pi(e)

Though my playful reply uses 575, Alan is right, haiku in English is shorter (11ish syllables). While pie is a non sequitur with the first part, it works if your preference is for pi (both math, and arguably profound).

tesslainie.bsky.social•110 days ago

Haiku requires math
And makes the mundane sound like...
It's deeply profound.

jdkiff.bsky.social•110 days ago

Deep, profound message?
Hmmm. Nothing coming to mind.
Guess I can’t #haiku
Maybe try #senryu ???
Maybe just take a nap -
My cat likes that one!

Your choice on Line 3!!!
I love “choose your own ending” games!

xdftl.bsky.social•110 days ago

Cake is far better
Fluffy, sweet, and math immune
Yesterday, dad died

haikuplatypus.bsky.social•106 days ago

😍

noshsh.bsky.social•110 days ago

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doknuttu.bsky.social•110 days ago

Profound enough for me!

uxchampion.bsky.social•110 days ago

Haiku is easy.
But sometimes it makes no sense.
Refrigerator. 🤪

gregbaughman.bsky.social•110 days ago

What's with Elon Musk
A truly corrupt person
Election stolen
😀
(yes, that was off the top of my head. Yes, I also have "speak in iambic pentameter" days LOL)

unfitz.bsky.social•110 days ago

👏🏼

gregbaughman.bsky.social•110 days ago

There once was a man from Peru
Who wanted to write a haiku
But...