i’m sick of these granite countertops i want new ones made from the bones of my enemies - ThreadSky

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sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social • 99 days ago

i’m sick of these granite countertops i want new ones made from the bones of my enemies

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etchachan.bsky.social•99 days ago

I’m sure bone would be hard-wearing enough. Have you considered using the teeth of your enemies instead?

cowb0t.bsky.social•98 days ago

just use cutting boards, should be fine. But make sure you use a high quality sealer, bone is kinda porous and you don't want it absorbing spills and growing bacteria.

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•99 days ago

i used those to tile my shower

oz-iam.bsky.social•98 days ago

Don't give all the secrets away of how we dispose of them there bodies. 🤣

dawphin.bsky.social•99 days ago

Didn’t you grind them to make your bread?

dawnbritten.bsky.social•99 days ago

Same.

uffdada.bsky.social•99 days ago

You could bone on bone…

I’m sorry I’m like this.

ladyallison.bsky.social•98 days ago

I mean, isn't that what limestone is already kinda?

passeriform.bsky.social•99 days ago

Hard to clean. Maybe if they were set in one of those industrial resins?

stillfischer.bsky.social•99 days ago

Dust top desk top.

stevecantsmell.bsky.social•98 days ago

Ah yes. Feefiefoemium

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