i’m sorry i put salmon in your backpack when you went hiking. But how was i, the sole beneficiary of your estate, to know bears like fish? - ThreadSky

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social • 18 hours ago

i’m sorry i put salmon in your backpack when you went hiking. But how was i, the sole beneficiary of your estate, to know bears like fish?

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ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social•12 hours ago

^^ @favskeet2.bsky.social My fave of faves! 💙

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•4 hours ago

tysm! 🥹🫶🏻🙌🏻

ghostofelizabeth.bsky.social•4 hours ago

😘 You are so, so funny

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•3 hours ago

and you are too kind — thanks again! 🫶🏻

rockfest.bsky.social•1 hour ago

RAWR!!

dawphin.bsky.social•12 hours ago

En croute I assume.

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•4 hours ago

oui

p3nny.bsky.social•13 hours ago

How could anyone know?

blondegirllife.bsky.social•3 hours ago

It doesn’t matter if you knew bears like fish it matters if the jury believes you knew bears like fish…

damnitjanet.bsky.social•12 hours ago

If it's not in the old woman who swallowed a fly song they really got no case

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•4 hours ago

my thinking exactly

palsternacka.bsky.social•17 hours ago

You're just trying tips and tricks seen on True Crime channels. 🙄

mintthief.bsky.social•8 hours ago

The bear found you delicious

So warm and so sweet

matthew-ds9.bsky.social•17 hours ago

It's OK... it taught me just how fast I can run.

ericatrandom.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Which only has to be "faster than your slowest friend".

matthew-ds9.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Which reminds me ... I regret to inform everyone that Billy didn't make it.
🤭

zeke66.bsky.social•16 hours ago

I get the joke. True story,my nephew hikes the Smokey Mountains and has seen people carrying a bucket of KFC when hiking. He got away from them as fast as possible.

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•4 hours ago

omg

ambertiff.bsky.social•17 hours ago

*The sole benefishery

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•4 hours ago

noice!

tomstpatrick.bsky.social•14 hours ago

👍🤣

mrmambo.bsky.social•9 hours ago

We can't know anything like that for certain, can we? After all, bears *should* still be in hibernation. So many uncertainties

sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social•4 hours ago

i’m in hibernation too

housewife7.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Well, people are putting poop in cyber trucks. Now they're gonna put a salmon in Elon's backpack and send him packing. Was there an old thing about sending somebody a fish in newspaper?