You people who have your shit together disgust me - ThreadSky

saltymactavish.bsky.social • 31 days ago

You people who have your shit together disgust me

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lobstermasher.bsky.social•30 days ago

I keep most of it in the tank...

stevo7.bsky.social•30 days ago

Me and Stubbs used to have our shit together but it started to disgust me when he went on that cabbage diet.

squirrellee.bsky.social•31 days ago

I have been wearing the same melodramatic, floor-length, black robe for a week, and I plan to also wear it tomorrow

saltymactavish.bsky.social•31 days ago

You had us at melodramatic robe, Shiralee 👊

squirrellee.bsky.social•31 days ago

I knew I would find my people one day 🥹

dfluke.net•30 days ago

hope you have a chaise lounge to match 🙏🏼

squirrellee.bsky.social•30 days ago

I do not, which I think might be illegal?

writingdcm.bsky.social•30 days ago

I’ve got a red one but I think I might jump for a black one. With mushrooms on it.

squirrellee.bsky.social•30 days ago

Oooo, forest cottage with smoke curling from a stone chimney vibes, I'm 100% on board

thefourthrider.bsky.social•31 days ago

I second this

victoriadecapua.bsky.social•31 days ago

I'm eating thrice reheated leftover mashed potatoes at 6 am and I haven't been to sleep yet.

saltymactavish.bsky.social•31 days ago

This is the way

reverendlars.bsky.social•31 days ago

That's really the only way to develop a proper rind on them.

geraldinepiche.bsky.social•31 days ago

Oh you have a day planner and actually use it? Get the fuck outta my face

saltymactavish.bsky.social•31 days ago

😂

maxenurse.bsky.social•30 days ago

I'm a people pleaser, do you mind if I put on rubber gloves before smooshing my shit apart??

dkramb.bsky.social•31 days ago

amyamybobamy.bsky.social•30 days ago

having a hearty laugh, because I know you're not talking to me

rgsiebecker.bsky.social•31 days ago

You can take my bong when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

lobstermasher.bsky.social•30 days ago

By the way...have you seen my bong?

dfluke.net•30 days ago

there is önly göblin möde 🧘🏻‍♂️

writingdcm.bsky.social•30 days ago

Every time I try to put it together it just slops back into a formless heap. Stupid shit!

james-at-57.bsky.social•31 days ago

I call them liars

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