I was having a good hair day so I took the pantyhose off my head while I was robbing the 7-Eleven - ThreadSky

saltymactavish.bsky.social • 4 days ago

I was having a good hair day so I took the pantyhose off my head while I was robbing the 7-Eleven

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I've never been on a caper or even in a gang for that matter.

What do you do with the other leg of the tights? I just picture it flapping about.

I'll want to be taken seriously on my first day.

carrier-media.co.uk•3 days ago

... oh and no it doesn't work if another member of the gang wears it. Not that we tried that because we didn't. I want to be clear on that.

littlejimmy61.bsky.social•3 days ago

Yeah. That’s how I caught you.

aquavulva.bsky.social•4 days ago

I hope I’m the first person to make this reference 😇😂

gregreckons.bsky.social•4 days ago

aquavulva.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sonofa…
You beat me to it, Greg.

discountstorytime.com•4 days ago

“Do these blow up into funny shapes, and all?”

“ no, unless round is funny.”

saltymactavish.bsky.social•4 days ago

It’s time to watch this again

billypilgrim26.bsky.social•4 days ago

Wake up son, I'll be taking these Huggies, and whatever cash you got...🥸
H.I. McDonough

saltymactavish.bsky.social•4 days ago

Soooo good

billypilgrim26.bsky.social•4 days ago

😉

fawngoodwine.bsky.social•4 days ago

But what about all that static electricity? 😂

jimstewart.bsky.social•4 days ago

Did the surveillance camera get a good head shot? 🤣

saltymactavish.bsky.social•4 days ago

I may have vogued a little in front of the beef jerky

jimstewart.bsky.social•4 days ago

Grade A Prime skeet right here. 🏆🏆

saltymactavish.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hehe

wickedpissah529.bsky.social•4 days ago

BTW, when I saw the post about Cumby’s coffee being better than Dunks last week, it unlocked a long-since repressed memory: that fucking Cumby’s radio jingle earworm. 🤦🏻‍♀️

“🎶 The stop that keeps you goo-in’… CUMBERLAND FARMS! 🎶”

So… thanks a pantload for that. 🤬

saltymactavish.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂 tell me about it. I’ve still got the Dave Dinger Ford jingle in my head 🎶

wickedpissah529.bsky.social•4 days ago

And now that’s in my head, too! DUDE! 😖

(P.S. Is Dave Dinger even around anymore??)

saltymactavish.bsky.social•4 days ago

Used car salesmen never really die…

wickedpissah529.bsky.social•4 days ago

LOL truth. He’s probably livin’ large in retirement on The Vinyahd or something. 🙄

But I meant the *actual* dealership. And looks like Herb Chambers bought ‘em out in 2000. 🤷🏻‍♀️

… jesus, has it really been THAT long? Wow. 🤦🏻‍♀️

wickedpissah529.bsky.social•4 days ago

LOL and this just popped up in my feed! Perfect timing!!

wickedpissah529.bsky.social•4 days ago

😂

saltymactavish.bsky.social•4 days ago

Just fantastic

tlas-hugged.bsky.social•4 days ago

Always good to smile and share while you go thru the motions!

blandishmentbob.bsky.social•4 days ago

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