Whistles aren’t clean. People literally put them in their mouth and blow their respiratory diseases into them. - ThreadSky

wakeupangry.bsky.social • 104 days ago

Whistles aren’t clean. People literally put them in their mouth and blow their respiratory diseases into them.

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kdanger.bsky.social•104 days ago

It can't be

itsarchstanton.bsky.social•104 days ago

Dishes aren’t particularly tight, while we are telling truths here.

adamkingxv.bsky.social•104 days ago

My God

peoriabummer.bsky.social•104 days ago

They go “wooo”

drpaulitious.bsky.social•104 days ago

📌

jayrayg.bsky.social•104 days ago

And spit. 🤮

averyv.bsky.social•103 days ago

My favorite is when the ball inside aerosolizes the spit and you get a nice mist of respiratory diseases.

wakeupangry.bsky.social•103 days ago

That IS really the best part

unrequitedwhimsy.bsky.social•103 days ago

Oh dammit. At my colonoscopy my doc said my colon was “clean as a whistle”…now I have concerns.

everetthorner.ca•103 days ago

It actually took me until reading this reply to understand the context of this post 😅

wakeupangry.bsky.social•103 days ago

Most of my posts are thinkers.

Which famously makes them funnier 😆

manitobamichael.bsky.social•104 days ago

my friend’s uncle is an nba ref and they often come down with what’s called “whistlin fever.” it’s a silent killer.

yellsonpolitics.bsky.social•98 days ago

I know this! The whistle in question is a steam whistle, of a train or ship. Blowing your whistle with hot, pressurised steam has a marvellous cleansing effect

laresomebody.bsky.social•104 days ago

But yet, you are a whistle blower!!?

wurll.bsky.social•104 days ago

why are you blowing on the community whistle then?

mostlykarl.bsky.social•103 days ago

Who’s sharing a whistle?

wakeupangry.bsky.social•103 days ago

Whistles’ status as the standard of clean is independent of whether they’re being shared.

That said I’m assuming poor referees would be an example.

unsavourycharacter.bsky.social•104 days ago

Okay 👀👀 someone's got a dirty whistle

wakeupangry.bsky.social•103 days ago

You shut your big mouth Billy bass

vanellemusic.bsky.social•104 days ago

Disco whistles ruined for me forever now, thanks a lot. 😏

wakeupangry.bsky.social•103 days ago

😎 stick around, I ruin almost everything! 😊✌️

stoner66.bsky.social•103 days ago

Can you believe we did this? Ewwww

wakeupangry.bsky.social•103 days ago

Unfortunately yes

leslie-anne.bsky.social•103 days ago

Blowing out birthday cake candles now be like

bfinleyui.bsky.social•98 days ago

I want to take this entirely literally and I want a list of people who blow on shared whistles without cleaning them. Then I want to ostracize them from polite society.