pretty sure i could smell the panic coming from the cluster of men huddled around the empty Hallmark card display in the grocery store at 5:30pm on Valentine's Day
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Some one should have left kits of red construction paper, paper doilies, crayons, kid scissors and tape in a baggy and a sticker with DIY ❤️card kit! 🤣
I worked as a florist for many years and always enjoyed watching the different levels of care dudes put into Valentine's Day. From the man who'd bring his own vase a week before for us to fill, to the dude that strolled in 5 minutes before close on the 14th and proclaimed: Okay! What's left?
if i was a true entrepreneur i would be printing out some shitty cards on my inkjet right now and going back to sell them in the parking lot for $10 apiece
I was at my Safeway store around 12:30 pm today and it was a mass of shoppers from college boyz to middle aged men with heavy beards to the gray hair gentlemen all buying flowers, cupcakes, chocolate covered strawberries, the check out lines were humming today and all this to get laid one day a year
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it was a scene at the floral dept when they all realized there were no more roses. zero.
Violets are blue
This is obviously inadequate
But as you know I am not good at emotional labor
Violets are blue
This is the card
I got last year for you
It never crossed the authors mind that its by far the biggest Tesco and the rest of the region is much poorer so flowers are a luxury panic option.
Best reaction ever.
it pays to think ahead
Immediately went to the grocery store to buy an American Greetings card.
Incredible memories of games no one else knows: Skies of Arcadia, Seaman, Jet Grind Radio
If it happens I’m absolutely going to acquire like two dozen edibles and a week long vacation and will close myself off to outside world.
No sir, there are no more cards in the back. No sir, we have no more chocolates.
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