boyfriend absolutely NOT hitting KPIs for “Are Right, A Lot” - ThreadSky

regretagarbo.rip • 9 days ago

boyfriend absolutely NOT hitting KPIs for “Are Right, A Lot”

one time i was out for drinks with other coworkers (when i was still at AWS) and one of them started describing her bf not following LPs in the relationship.

as in. amazon leadership principles.

Comments

dmnd.me•9 days ago

This tracks for many of the Amazon corporate folks I know. They use the LPs in their personal lives more than any other big tech employees use their respective company values.

regretagarbo.rip•9 days ago

it’s HORRIFYING. i was there for *years* but i never sipped from the chalice

cuil.world•9 days ago

When their headhunters came for me I told them something like “hi, thanks for your interest, but I’ve heard about you guys and I enjoy mental health too much to work there”

regretagarbo.rip•9 days ago

nine years there ! i am braver than the troops

jiffypop.bsky.social•9 days ago

boyfriend: will you marry me
her: let's take this offline

eseell.bsky.social•9 days ago

Gonna need a six-pager to come to a consensus on that.

popeofchilitown.bsky.social•9 days ago

Adding “make girlfriend cum” to his OKRs for this quarter

aferaldavid.bsky.social•9 days ago

this is exactly why I just became an ESL teacher.

rackletang.bsky.social•9 days ago

The *face* I'm currently making!

loustella.com•9 days ago

I was staying in SLU last week and heard a damn near identical conversation at Sam's Tavern.

regretagarbo.rip•9 days ago

staying in SLU, i am so sorry

loustella.com•9 days ago

Actually worked out great since I was in town to see Phish at Climate Pledge. Near Climate Pledge Arena, lots of tourist things, and easy access to other fun stuff.