Shockingly, Antarctic penguins retaliate against Trump’s tariffs by forming the Waddle Trade Alliance. Their demands? Free fish, no walls of ice, and a total ban on red ties. “We’re hitting back HARD,” said a spokesperson, before sliding away on his belly. Trump calls them "flightless freeloaders"!
Well, I can explain the penguin thing: I recall seeing the penguins laughing and pointing at trump for wearing a tuxedo a few years ago. Trump never got over it. Retribution, plain and simple.
Waiting for the EO to deport all penguins in America. Waiting for ICE, in an act of deep betrayal, to deport an innocent puffin. Waiting for the nurse to give me my meds because there's no way this shit is really happening.
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I am so here for it.
Got it!!!!
Go Bruins!
But seriously, I thought it was sharks Trump’s afraid of.
Definitely malevolent creatures.
And, they shit everywhere.
I support a pre-emptive strike.
Penguins have strong Union protection.
The incompetence even for this bunch is truly stupefying. 🤦♂️
YCMTSU!!!
*not the rich, thats just silly talk.