take your meds, drink your water, and unclench your butthole. - ThreadSky

burritozen.net • 4 days ago

take your meds, drink your water, and unclench your butthole.

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lunaraccoona.bsky.social•4 days ago

Mm
Thank you
Forgot my meds
Buttholes fine tho

burritozen.net•4 days ago

glad to hear it

ididsaythat.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ok, I've done all that. What next?

burritozen.net•4 days ago

Eat a burrito and masturbate I guess...I dunno I'm bad at being a life coach beyond those steps

pinotevil.bsky.social•4 days ago

I missed this on the TL fr. 😍

burritozen.net•4 days ago

Glad I could help.

muffintopmomma.bsky.social•4 days ago

2 outta 3

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whatmaybe.bsky.social•4 days ago

Sorry I am coming off of food poisoning from yesterday. The one thing I will not do is unclench

burritozen.net•4 days ago

Just make sure you are over a toilet if you do.

msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social•2 days ago

if i unclench my butthole my insides will fall out, burrito

burritozen.net•2 days ago

Well hopefully not all your insides. Might be worth being over a toilet if it's poop though.

msfoxifurnasty.bsky.social•2 days ago

my entire alimentary canal will rush out and then i’ll turn inside out from the mouth down and collapse like a dying star just let me clench my butthole *a little*

burritozen.net•2 days ago

That works too. Don't want you imploding

redroach67.bsky.social•4 days ago

I can try, but unclenching could have dire repercussions...

lawriebhoy.bsky.social•3 days ago

Father Brennan?

burritozen.net•3 days ago

Nope. I'm just a burrito

jakeschu.bsky.social•21 hours ago

That sounds creepy, but yeah. Red districts bend over. We were prepped

annrn.bsky.social•3 days ago

Best advice I've heard all day!

mikeymcfilms.bsky.social•8 hours ago

2 out of 3 ain't bad

krosskeys.lol•1 day ago

gdi I sharted

blerrycat1.bsky.social•2 days ago

Done

burritozen.net•2 days ago

Great job

unborn-linoleum.bsky.social•4 days ago

look, i will once the lie detector test is over

bitwisebear.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thanks I needed this. Specifically item 3 after hearing 'I am become meme'.

potsietiff.bsky.social•3 days ago

Listen, I took my meds. I’m drinking water WITH electrolytes, but the world is in such a state I can’t unclench my butthole. Not yet.

burritozen.net•3 days ago

The best way to fix that is to dissociate and forget everything but your butthole. It helps

kalotta.bsky.social•3 days ago

You sound like my boss.

burritozen.net•3 days ago

...if that's what your boss sounds like you may be entitled to compensation for sexual harassment

duncandixoncoffee.me•3 days ago

In that order? Asking for a friend…

burritozen.net•3 days ago

Sure we will go with that order

duncandixoncoffee.me•3 days ago

Oh, umm… I began with the

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