I'm sorry, if youre a federal employee- all these guys have 1hp each. Its Elon Musk and a bunch of teens. This is like getting your shit ruined by tutorial dungeon mobs - ThreadSky

devononearth.bsky.social • 26 days ago

I'm sorry, if youre a federal employee- all these guys have 1hp each. Its Elon Musk and a bunch of teens. This is like getting your shit ruined by tutorial dungeon mobs

Reposted from More Perfect Union

BREAKING: Representatives of Elon Musk’s “DOGE” have gotten into the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services, where they have accessed key payment and contracting systems.

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kenalleman.bsky.social•26 days ago

I keep wondering what would happen if employees simply didn't let them in. What are they going to do about it? Are they going to fight their way in? The broccoli head kid weighs 80 pounds and Elon would disintegrate immediately like the guy in the first X-Men movie.

ewmatias.bsky.social•26 days ago

As I said above, I keep wondering WHY they let them in.

babayaga25.bsky.social•26 days ago

Just part of the protocol. Same reason why Trump's team handed the keys to Biden four years earlier.

The job of these mid level bureaucrats isn't to gatekeep senior executives. If the president says "Jump" you jump.

ewmatias.bsky.social•26 days ago

I'm pretty sure they job actually includes not letting random twinks into their sensitive data and systems. There are actual organizational structures they are completely bypassing and undermining I don't get how.

kenalleman.bsky.social•26 days ago

Okay, first off, they aren't attractive enough to be twinks

pumpkinpal.bsky.social•26 days ago

Rats in the basement 0/2

boredompeejeterson.bsky.social•26 days ago

Where are all the "we need guns to protect us against dictators taking over" people?
I'm not saying someone *should* shoot anybody but I'm surprised the only ones who took that seriously were months ago and not right now when it's obvious and undeniable

pungrongo.bsky.social•26 days ago

1hp each is generous, honestly; i imagine them running and screaming like halo grunts the moment someone tackles musk

babayaga25.bsky.social•26 days ago

I want to believe this is true, but Elon has survived so many figurative and literal brushes with collapse, I have to assume he's rolling loaded dice.

Also worth noting, the Feds are already poppin' with Longtermist ditto-heads who are along for the ride. Musk has plenty of allies.

mountain-abyss.bsky.social•26 days ago

It seems like somehow, they bring security in on their side before anybody with actual legitimate authority knows anything.

snowjob.bsky.social•26 days ago

I was talking to my partner about this- I would love to have video of how they actually show up. If they're strolling in just with generic dudes in suits I'm 100% with you, but if there are armed DHS folks/US Marshals/etc I at least understand why this hasn't happened yet.

snowjob.bsky.social•26 days ago

Like are these dweebs genuinely unprotected? I'd say "I can't imagine they wouldn't give them security" but they could actually be that incompetent and if they are, damn that's disappointing no one has YouTube.

ewmatias.bsky.social•26 days ago

Honestly, anyone who just rolls over is a collaborator. AT LEAST make them have a court order or the police or their paramilitary goons involved.

bootjack.bsky.social•26 days ago

these aren't even tutorial dungeon mobs these are the level 0 guys you spawn in your base to gather resources before you can spawn the actual combat mobs and have <10 hp

barlowadams.bsky.social•26 days ago

Minions.

mrsalty.bsky.social•26 days ago

The kind that run away with big red !s over their heads because you're over leveled.

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