dad joke thread anyone???? 👀👀
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I love Dad jokes!
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I said, "Don't worry, that fence will keep a baby in, no problem"
Well, looks like we’ll be spending the next two weeks behind the fridge.
Light Blue!
At the second-hand store
I hear the flag's a big plus.
They taste funny.
They did unspeakable things
One is a dusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean
I said "UGH. This taste like witch anus."
He started to crack up but stopped and said "Ah, witch anus??"
I replied "It don't matter which anus."
Alexander the Grape
I remember it and one other.
Why did the old lady walk in the rain with her purse open?
She wanted a change in the weather.
When it's apparent (a parent)
I don’t know Y.
eclipse it 🤭🤭
One guy looks at the other and says "I didn't see it either"
"Fresh (prints) Prince"
Jumper Cables: Are you open? Can I get a beer?
Barkeep: Sure, just don’t start anything.
Virgin Mobile
Because they just finished a 31 day March 😏
Booboo
Okay I’m done 😂😂
Open Toed
😂
The bartender says “Sorry we dont serve breakfast”
😂
Prism - it's a light sentence with time to reflect.
The Steaks were high
the cold shoulder
A stick
Coz the parrots eat ‘em all.
If anybody sees her, let us know!
Nothing, it's on the house.
But only when I drive in reverse.
Because I'm a backup singer.
Because he didn’t see that well.
Dammit, I need to have them on when I type too lol
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The chicken was chewing it.
Q: why were the ocean’s waves so high?
A: sea-WEED 🤣