Reminder: I am currently on tour. This coming weekend is Texas, then a bunch more cities until I tape the special on March 15th in Chicago. Buy tickets here: linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani - ThreadSky

kumail.bsky.social • 36 days ago

Reminder: I am currently on tour. This coming weekend is Texas, then a bunch more cities until I tape the special on March 15th in Chicago. Buy tickets here:

https://linktr.ee/kumailnanjiani

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jhalp2.bsky.social•36 days ago

Don’t forget to carry your ID and passport everywhere you go in TX.

pzchipmunks.bsky.social•36 days ago

Ooo the Ides of March… though I think the orange man renamed it Lick My Orange Balls MAGA Day

thatonemaddy.bsky.social•36 days ago

See you in Oakland! I’ll be the super pregnant lady 🙃

coyotefromtexas.bsky.social•36 days ago

With our weather, dress warm.

gulox2.bsky.social•35 days ago

Got some box seats for your show in Detroit, and can't wait!

jennwardlaw.bsky.social•36 days ago

We’re too far out for the drive, but can’t wait for the special!!

countycats.bsky.social•35 days ago

I'm not seeing a lot of shit Midwestern cities like mine on there.

I'm not faulting you, just pointing it out.

polar808bear.bsky.social•36 days ago

Are you coming to Hawaii?!

jeaninelala.bsky.social•36 days ago

Seeing you in Detroit soon! Yay!

herdofcats.bsky.social•36 days ago

TACOMA, WA PLEASE!

ryan-colley.bsky.social•36 days ago

Have fun and good luck :)

newellbaldelli.bsky.social•36 days ago

What ever will you use for material? 🤔

myshell84-9.bsky.social•36 days ago

Boo! The added show tickets are gone already. Good for you but sad for me😢

rebeccalbolam.bsky.social•36 days ago

It'd be very cool if you came to Omaha while we're still the blue dot.

rwillson.bsky.social•36 days ago

Aren’t you a superhero now and shouldn’t you be doing superhero things

agutierrez61.bsky.social•35 days ago

San Antonio?

insightful-world.bsky.social•36 days ago

Please, come to Milwaukee! 💜

barb410.bsky.social•35 days ago

Be safe

trump-is-a-virus.bsky.social•36 days ago

Skip red states and focus on making non fascists happy.

rosalina-b.bsky.social•36 days ago

As a leftist in Indiana… nooooooooo :( but I get it

chkenginelight.bsky.social•35 days ago

Shirtless right?

pcharbonneau21.bsky.social•36 days ago

I missed your stop in Durham. Please come back. I'll bring cookies!

nobby1138.bsky.social•36 days ago

Will be seeing you in Toronto - enjoy the tour!

meditateandsloth.bsky.social•35 days ago

Can you come to Costa Rica, please? I'd do just about anything to see you perform. #thebigsickissick #pleasenanjianiplease

bulloughme.bsky.social•35 days ago

Bummer all that’s available in Detroit are the tickets axs have decided to do ‘premium pricing’ on. Wah wah.

tcqs.bsky.social•36 days ago

You could skip all the Red States... Why bother.

bronco22.bsky.social•36 days ago

Everyone of colour is probably hiding. Remember to have your papers with you at all times. Not even joking.

justjustindaniel.bsky.social•36 days ago

Be careful in Abbott country. You fit the requirements to be detained by the new nazi regime.

msfmd.bsky.social•36 days ago

You may want to be careful in TX. They’re likely to arrest & deport you.

damntam.bsky.social•35 days ago

Omg be careful!!

dbarnwsu.bsky.social•36 days ago

Come to Seattle!

krisschultz.bsky.social•36 days ago

Please come to New Hampshire!!! Concord ideally. Sarah Silverman was just here!

hardtofindahandle.bsky.social•36 days ago

When are you coming to the UK? Come to Bristol! You're gonna love it ❤️

momniscent.bsky.social•36 days ago

Be careful in TX!

gonzoengineer.bsky.social•36 days ago

Please come to Fort Worth. To get to Dallas would require 2 hours of stop and go freeway traffic.

fladave62.bsky.social•35 days ago

Come to San Francisco! We love you bud! 💜

mrmojo2312.bsky.social•35 days ago

What’s it called the unibrow tour

emmawaite.bsky.social•35 days ago

Come to CT!!

xipwad.bsky.social•36 days ago

Sounds like an exciting tour, looking forward to hearing about your experiences on the road and the upcoming special in Chicago.

halvybuckets.bsky.social•36 days ago

Pittsburgh, please

andelamb.bsky.social•35 days ago

Please be careful in Texas.

jer-reyn.bsky.social•36 days ago

Please come to Portland OR!

megaru.bsky.social•36 days ago

So sad (for me) that the MN shows are sold out! If you can sneak me in, I’d appreciate it.

samantha-ireland.bsky.social•36 days ago

I read this as a brunch more cities. Now that’s an idea! More comedy brunches!

rikkid324.bsky.social•36 days ago

Already sold out both nights at The Vic in Chicago! Good on you, bad for me!

sloane27.bsky.social•36 days ago

Welcome to Austin! We love you, dude!

critical-wit.bsky.social•36 days ago

My birthday month in my city! I got to see you at the GenCon...however many years ago that was. Great show!

ray-jamesray.bsky.social•33 days ago

Try to stay safe in Texas!

quitebrief.bsky.social•36 days ago

Are there any plans for signed tour posters to be available to order online?
Apparently they came out a few shows after we had seen you in San Jose (which was a bucket list show for my wife and I and you did not disappoint.)
Thanks and good luck with the rest of the tour!

kumail.bsky.social•36 days ago

Yes we are working on it right now!

sundaymorningblues.bsky.social•35 days ago

Add more shows in NYC🙏

magysmiles.bsky.social•36 days ago

Are you coming to Raleigh?

altiam.bsky.social•35 days ago

Exciting times ahead! Can't wait for the special!

ihavenousername.bsky.social•35 days ago

WTF are you doing in Texas?😳

goforbroke442.bsky.social•36 days ago

Hey bro for real, can you get together with a bunch of celebs and run a charity drive whose main goal is to assist with the relocation of all educated non Republican families out of places like Texas. It is just a matter of months before they start rounding us up, I'm serious please help

srmacpherson.bsky.social•36 days ago

A new special? Noice!

alifitz.bsky.social•34 days ago

Chicago is sold out 🥹

pat3russell.bsky.social•36 days ago

When are you adding Canadian dates to the tour?

wpinner.bsky.social•36 days ago

Man, for a second I thought that said LinkedIn and I was like 'oh man things are going downhill for Kumail.'

lildaddybear.bsky.social•36 days ago

Be safe in TX!

kenjansen.bsky.social•35 days ago

No Kansas City stops? :(

goobyooh.bsky.social•36 days ago

PLEASE Come to Portland, OR! I saw you as a special guest with Fred Armisen at Largo in Sept. 2023. It was one of the most relatable sets I’d ever seen. I want more!!!!

heavenmalone.bsky.social•36 days ago

Hire @glittergutsy.bsky.social to shoot your show in Chicago! (And maybe we can throw a DJ afterparty with you too?!?!)

nuckles13.bsky.social•35 days ago

Texas? Bruhhhhh don't leave your hotel room except unless you're wearing Kevlar and have a security detail composed of former Special Operators. And when you do, it's a direct trip in an armored Suburban to the airport.