I see what you did there.
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Mariana Z
I tried to walk like an Egyptian and now I need to see a Cairo practor.
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Business idea: cafe specializing in a fusion of North African and East Asian cuisine. Call it Wok Like an Egyptian.
I tried to walk like TRUMP. Ended badly every time.
But for real I need more Holly content !
I'm desert-ing this thread.
It's done wonderful thus far - and kept me awake many a night - but how did it not foresee the current events? Where society worships the Village Idiot and evolution is reversed...
"No, it's not. It's a door."
We love your jokes and are full of joy for you. 🥳
Heh.
Son: Dad, am I a penguin?
Father: Why, yes son, you are a penguin.
Son: Are you and mamá penguins?
Father: Of course we're penguins!"
Son: What about grandma and grand...
Father (now angry): Is there a POINT to all this?
Son: Yeah. I'm f**king cold!
Here we go…
A con man
A felon and
a rapist walk into a bar.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be Mr President?”
I know, u heard this years ago😝
Is this anything ?