EASY: you know how some people can't pee standing up for whatever reason? all those different reasons to get fixed so they can, even if it's like because missing legs or can't pee at all
Then again you could get a Star Trek matter-reclaimator (the trashcan version of a replicator) installed to recycle the stuff instead of portalling or teleporting it...
Millions of people with spinal cord injuries are instantly healed. Amputees regrow their limbs. Cures for Multiple Sclerosis, Parkinson's, and Alzheimer's are found. Hip replacement survival rates climb. Thyroid and pancreatic disorders disappear. All genders can write in cursive in snow.
In an earlier treatment of the film Avatar, then called "Project 880", when the paraplegic combat veteran protagonist merges with his new alien body for the first time, he is still weak and can barely stand. When he begins to walk, he cries.
I was gonna say "technically everyone can pee standing up" until i remember there are people who can't stand up at all... so in a way, this wish is actually very uplifting 💖
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Then again you could get a Star Trek matter-reclaimator (the trashcan version of a replicator) installed to recycle the stuff instead of portalling or teleporting it...
"Oh, OH GOD..... MAKE IT STOP!"
O_O