KID: Daddy, do you know what an eclipse is? ME: No sun HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else - ThreadSky

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sofarrsogud.bsky.social • 5 days ago

KID: Daddy, do you know what an eclipse is?

ME: No sun

HIM: Ok, I'll ask someone else

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tez5.bsky.social•5 days ago

😁

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•5 days ago

😬

nietszeggende.bsky.social•1 day ago

Turn it back on him and ask if he knows what a W2 is.

monkeymanska.bsky.social•5 days ago

That's so bad it almost reverses into genius

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•5 days ago

There's a fine line! 😂

slartibartfast34.bsky.social•5 days ago

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•5 days ago

😂😂

monkeymanska.bsky.social•5 days ago

You're not wrong

cinemajules.bsky.social•5 days ago

Go ask your moom

koyoteelaughter.bsky.social•5 days ago

Kid: Daddy, do you know how babies are made?

Me: Take it. Don't tell your mom.

Kid: Is this your Pornhub password?

Me: Don't tell your mom.

mrmambo.bsky.social•5 days ago

*throws shade*

ord-avg-guy.bsky.social•5 days ago

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•5 days ago

deranton.bsky.social•5 days ago

my kids just groaned at me and I didn’t even read this one aloud

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•5 days ago

*finger guns

deranton.bsky.social•5 days ago

* goes to give you a jumping dad high-five, but misses your hand by about 3 feet *

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•5 days ago

*as we land I turn and awkwardly chest bump your back

deranton.bsky.social•5 days ago

* falling to the ground awkwardly, I try to play it off by transitioning into our dad's club breakdancing routine. I pull a hammy and a lower back muscle on the first spin *

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•5 days ago

*I abruptly stop beatboxing and run away

artanissnow.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hahahaha

sofarrsogud.bsky.social•5 days ago

😬😂

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