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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
My anus is like a box of chocolates
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narcia.bsky.social
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69 days ago
You never know what you are going to get ?
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
well, i do :D
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noctris.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Dingleberries and all 🥰
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bizarwolf.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Sometimes there's cream filling?
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neuroticman.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Filth
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richiewhite.com
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69 days ago
Full of assorted nuts?
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
God I wish
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thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social
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69 days ago
you always accidentally bite into the nougat
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
gagged a lil
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refills.bsky.social
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69 days ago
...*sigh*. You go girl.
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sapphism.gay
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69 days ago
okay Tom Hanks
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jewkrainian.bsky.social
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69 days ago
this you?
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
nope!! just the things inside are meant for consumption!!
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jewkrainian.bsky.social
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69 days ago
the… the poopies?
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
no, the bricks of cocaine
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jewkrainian.bsky.social
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69 days ago
ohhh that makes way more sense yeah
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hyblup.bsky.social
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69 days ago
FBI, no need to note this down, just typical silly BlueSky behaviour
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angrywrenchspeaks.bsky.social
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69 days ago
FBI: DAMMNIT, we almost had you!
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radicalempath90.bsky.social
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69 days ago
I second the inquiry ☝️🧐
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racecarlock.bsky.social
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69 days ago
You forgot the punchline: "You never know exactly what you're going to get."
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
punchline? for what
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racecarlock.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Imagine what "You never know exactly what you're going to get" could mean for an anal cavity. If you mean what movie it's from, Forrest Gump.
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
no i meant it wasnt a joke so it doesnt need a punchline
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racecarlock.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Oh. Was this interaction at least mildly amusing?
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
oh for sure :D
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teejit.bsky.social
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69 days ago
This is why I learned to read
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angrywrenchspeaks.bsky.social
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69 days ago
"READ"? That's some woke librul shit!
Yeehaw!
* throws up in mouth a little, just typing it *
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handle.invalid
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69 days ago
I'm not allowed a taste? 😥
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wmidlander.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Has it got a fiddly sticker keeping it closed
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nineveh-aka-nini.bsky.social
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69 days ago
I mean, that was my instinct, that's why I'm here
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
did you bring a shovel
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nineveh-aka-nini.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Ugh
I am so bad at packing
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
ask some trans guys for help sometime, theyre very good packers
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nineveh-aka-nini.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Ha!!
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angrywrenchspeaks.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Best line in the thread so far. 😊
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nova42069.bsky.social
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69 days ago
I don't see the connection
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
youre supposed to taste the connection
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angrywrenchspeaks.bsky.social
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69 days ago
"rainbow".
You're supposed to taste the "rainbow".
I would say "kids nowadays" but I'm TIRED of that shit from my fellow boomers.
Or maybe... taste the M&Ms?
But then... that's still bits o' chocolate.
So, yeesh.
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theredactedstorm.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Full of possibility?
Something to stick my hand in?
Sweet?
Square?
Delicious?
Something that Tom Hanks has talked about at length?
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anniecroakley.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Don't let dogs eat it.
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marcinva.bsky.social
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69 days ago
You never know what you're gonna get?
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brainstain7.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Please explain
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
what could possibly need explaining
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brainstain7.bsky.social
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69 days ago
In what way is it like a box of chocolates?
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
it contains things which are like chocolates
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brainstain7.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Hershey's?
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angrywrenchspeaks.bsky.social
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69 days ago
What does pronouns have to do with it?
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eirinngobrach.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Okay now this is something that needs to be yelled at a train station
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cornwarning.com
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68 days ago
Would that sound better in Dutch
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elkaki.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Like the box itself?????
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
hmmm i never asked the sage
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distantroaring.bsky.social
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69 days ago
given to loved ones as a seasonal gift
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
daily
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distantroaring.bsky.social
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69 days ago
that's too much chocolate
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
never
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luke67.bsky.social
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69 days ago
You never know which one ya gonna get...
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luke67.bsky.social
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69 days ago
Runs Forest!
Run!!!
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akifirebird.bsky.social
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69 days ago
@hottrashbabe.bsky.social esq skeet
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
it's not graphic enough
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hottrashbabe.bsky.social
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69 days ago
*cough* lazy
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cockremover.bsky.social
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69 days ago
yeah?
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Yeehaw!
* throws up in mouth a little, just typing it *
I am so bad at packing
You're supposed to taste the "rainbow".
I would say "kids nowadays" but I'm TIRED of that shit from my fellow boomers.
Or maybe... taste the M&Ms?
But then... that's still bits o' chocolate.
So, yeesh.
Something to stick my hand in?
Sweet?
Square?
Delicious?
Something that Tom Hanks has talked about at length?
Run!!!