my wife wants to divorce me because i'm making another TV show about my asshole - ThreadSky

cockremover.bsky.social • 68 days ago

my wife wants to divorce me because i'm making another TV show about my asshole

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jer.bsky.social•67 days ago

My Prolapsed Life is gonna be a hit

falconryfinance.bsky.social•68 days ago

DARE YOU TEST YOURSELF AGAINST THE GOM JABBAR

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

hahahahahahahaha i dont know what that is

kat-rox.bsky.social•68 days ago

Scary hole that you stick your hand in and if you show any sign of fear you get killed immediately

saloli1.bsky.social•67 days ago

So you have a boyfriend, too?

cockremover.bsky.social•67 days ago

yeah sure why not

saloli1.bsky.social•67 days ago

It’s just that when you said “…about my asshole…,” I assumed…

lilylilyliligant.bsky.social•68 days ago

Like porn?

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

no like abstract art

lilylilyliligant.bsky.social•68 days ago

Your ass is art after all

serotoningoblin.gay•68 days ago

emmabot style tweet

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

thats the 2nd one i got today :D

frogmafiaofficial.bsky.social•68 days ago

haha that's freaking epic!

cmonmaque.bsky.social•68 days ago

Ooooh a new mystery box show

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

"put your hand in and feel what animal we put inside"

llobrow.bsky.social•68 days ago

vajay abrams

llobrow.bsky.social•68 days ago

what did he mean by that

leo-atreides.bsky.social•68 days ago

sounds like an interesting Asshole why would she not lick it's boots. (I'm trying to learn the Genz lingo: Periodt!)

ziplockwaffles.bsky.social•68 days ago

smh

liquidshano.bsky.social•68 days ago

According to prophecy

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

no, according to ME

liquidshano.bsky.social•68 days ago

Temet nosce

liquidshano.bsky.social•68 days ago

Exactly

superstud69.bsky.social•68 days ago

Do you accept spec scripts?

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

for a price

maliburek.bsky.social•68 days ago

Gotta give the people the shows they demand. In a way, it’s out of your control and you can’t be blamed.

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

the show is called "blame emma for her collapsing marriage due to her making tv shows about her asshole"

maliburek.bsky.social•68 days ago

You’re gonna capture the 21-45 audience for sure. Then you get that sweet sweet syndication money baby 💰💰💰

spatula8.bsky.social•68 days ago

I, for one, support your creative efforts. Best TV movie and play I ever saw on this subject matter was written by Wendy Wasserstein: 'The Heinie Chronicles'.

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

your support count for two to me <3

tommysalami420.bsky.social•68 days ago

Is this a goatse joke?

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

my TV shows are not 'jokes'

jemmes.website•67 days ago

are you stealing jokes from emma bot now??? this seems like it’s come full circle

cockremover.bsky.social•67 days ago

chicken and the egg

heychelseaj.bsky.social•67 days ago

Relatable.

cockremover.bsky.social•67 days ago

i smell a collab!

heychelseaj.bsky.social•67 days ago

😭

cockremover.bsky.social•67 days ago

i didnt even realize the smelling and asshole connection 😭😭😭

heychelseaj.bsky.social•67 days ago

Omg. I can’t stop laughing. 😂

cockremover.bsky.social•67 days ago

and i cant stop gagging!! the smell!!!

jaydoe.bsky.social•67 days ago

So are you looking to schedule a remarriage ahead of time orrrr...???

cockremover.bsky.social•67 days ago

sure if you can afford me

jaydoe.bsky.social•67 days ago

this is my only currency im afraid

cockremover.bsky.social•67 days ago

i fucking hate pancakes

jaydoe.bsky.social•67 days ago

god fucking damnit i cant do anything right

cockremover.bsky.social•67 days ago

we know <3 :D

jcsenior.bsky.social•67 days ago

Perhaps if you didn’t call her that she would reconsider 😏😏😂😂😂😂👍😻😻

jeanlucbacardi.bsky.social•68 days ago

*Facebook boomer voice* so the show is about your wife? 🤣🤣🤣

I feel like I need a shower after typing that, nauseating

froggher.bsky.social•68 days ago

have you tried making a tv show about your pussy maybe that’ll get her to stay

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

that only got her to come, not stay

froggher.bsky.social•68 days ago

🤷‍♀️ take what you can get

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

i did!

marawhoops.bsky.social•67 days ago

I’d NEVER over such a thing

lordpiss.bsky.social•68 days ago

who is she, frank sinatra? you're better off💅💃🏻

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

yes she is actually. i cant go on without her, or my asshole.

boobburger.bsky.social•68 days ago

*steals your asshole*
Hahaha
*runs away*

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

please come back, i need that :(

shellbellheart.bsky.social•68 days ago

👌 got ur hole

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

LOL

boobburger.bsky.social•68 days ago

Sorry. It's gone. I eated it 😅😬

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

u wouldnt ever

lordpiss.bsky.social•68 days ago

sounds like you've got one to spare 👌🤣🤚

cockremover.bsky.social•68 days ago

ill fill yours with a PEAR >:(

lordpiss.bsky.social•68 days ago

how about i just go eat some hay

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