Big, manly penguins, with tears in their eyes, travelled across the ocean to shake President Trump's hand with a flipper and apologize for how shabbily they have treated the USA. "We've never seen a more amazing display of genius and strength," they told him.
"Awk!!" actually, but they meant it.
They will when they see how much their imported goods went up? Those little bastards will get theirs? I have to say, Trumps incompetence is appreciated by the entire cult. But, not by my little penguin friends. They didn't raise their tariffs. They are free trade penquins. Smart little dudes.
ConOld Plump saw the name, McDonald, and figured he could swindle them for some Cheeseburgers & Fries, now, the poor penguins have to put on an apron, and are learning fry cook skills
It's a dastardly plan to bankrupt the penguins and let unethical puffin land developers snatch up traditional nesting grounds and build tacky herring bars.
I promised myself I wouldn’t swear on my posts. You do it much better than me. Do you have a good response to losing A LOT of money from a retirement fund?
Wait till Feathers McGraw gets to see Trump. All hell will break loose with beaks flying. Feathers has been appointed the penguins ambassador to the USA. No question of the penguins capitulating.
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"Awk!!" actually, but they meant it.
#LeaveThePenguinsAlone
- if only the Whitehouse had learnt from when the Australians went to war against wild fowl.....
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Emu_War
And then kill the penquins
And Fuck the #TrumpTax and Fuck Vice President “Trade War” Plump
#fiftyfiftyone #5Calls https://indivisible.org #Teslatakedown #MomSky #HandsOffHerVote #SheShed #SignalGate
TRUMP: ...
PENGUIN: [slaps fish head on desk]
TRUMP: ...
PENGUIN: ...
TRUMP: ...
PENGUIN: [regurgitates pile of fish entrails onto desk]
TRUMP: That's better.
So sorry. Wrong Penguins.
Um. No. No, the Heard Island Penguins are standing tall. Defiant even.
https://bsky.app/profile/vaforestdweller.bsky.social/post/3llx5zdmaf22e
#HuddleUp
Be kind, penguins are sensitive.
https://youtu.be/bNvKOzg03Es
Also they're smarter than he is
Doo-be-doo-be-doo
3.5 BILLION IN GOODS. 23 billion deficit.
Besides, all the penguins love me
https://bsky.app/profile/brittlestar.com/post/3llwvo42jek22
They have more spine than Neal Katyal, apparently.
/s