Trump: I tell the story about a woman who… went to a grocery store, had three apples and she put them down on the counter and she looked and saw the price and she said will you excuse me? And she walked one of the apples back to the refrigerator
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OMG - so out of touch. But the cult members will believe him, even though they buy their own apples and know that none of them are walking apples back to the fridge in the produce department.
Like this moron has ever even been inside a grocery store, knows what anything costs, or has ever talked to a real human about groceries...or has even eaten an apple, for that matter.
Does anyone really think the guy with the gold toilet who lives on diet Coke and McDonald’s has ever eaten an apple - let alone shopped for an apple, ever?
How in the world can those people think he knows anything about them when he says such stupid shit like this? So they chalk this one up to “he’s joking” or what?
People who actually shop (most of world) know this statement is BS yet no one in the media even acknowledges that he is lying. Therefore, the sheeple say, “It must be true.” and the lying becomes normalized.
.....and it took the old woman so long to walk back to the "counter" that the price of apples doubled so she had to walk another apple back to the refrigerator.
I like to see the line behind her when she stopped her purchase and walked back to the refrigerator, they had to stand and wait until she returned. I don't think I have ever seen that happen.
Gonna get a slew of pieces “fact-checking” criticism of this lunacy with something like, “There is a convenience store in Muncie, Indiana, where employees had to put apples in the cooler to keep some of the glass bottles from rattling. Trump is truly in touch with America.”
You stop maturing the second you are graced with obscene wealth.
Trump was born into it, and thus, never matured at all. He never grew up. He has a childlike understanding of the world coupled with a cooked brain. This is what he is and it's all he will ever be.
“So then she went to the apple emporium and showed her apple procurement card to the proprietor who then went down into the apple mines to fetch her a fresh one that she paid for with 2 jewels, as we all do, right?”
Don’t we all put our purchases “on the counter” (conveyor belt) in order to find out what they cost?
Who “walks back” an apple? 😂 Also, the cashier would just take the apple back and anyone who has ever been in a supermarket would know these ordinary things.
Yes, it’s a lie. We know it’s a lie. Everything he says is a lie. There’s no reason to be exasperated. It’s going to be nonstop like this so being surprised every time by the Jack in the box is a little psychotic.
Trump doesn’t know where apples are kept in a grocery store because he’s never shopped in one. Evidently the person who buys his apples puts them in his fridge. Thus apples are found in refrigerators.
I think he was guessing. I doubt he visits the kitchen to pick up a snack. It's been reported that his diet cokes are served to him by someone carrying it on a tray.
As many holes as there are in this story, show me the American that doesn’t just leave them sitting there and walk out. Nobody walks back three anything.
It is important to remember in these tough times to be patient in the line for the cash register when old ladies go return an apple to the refrigerator.
He kinda does this diversion deliberate or not can’t be sure but the apple fake story buried the he brought us to number 1 story. He didn’t bring us to number 1.
This reminds me of the time he went to “help” after a disaster, and he was supposedly helping to load a truck, but he took the box over to the driver‘s side and handed it through the window.
Yet all those people are there playing along with the crazy man!
"It's a movement" he said well so was Hitler, Mussolini, Lenin, Stailan,putin.It's a gross scary movement of hate, of lies. Seeing videos coming out of Syria right now this is where that "man" is taking you... and they all stand around
The brain dead moron has never stepped foot in a grocery store. But sure Jan, he's a populist. How did our country get so myopic as to reelect this train wreck.
Jeez, I have been travelling to your country all my life, I have never once been asked for ID at the grocery store. Oops I lied. At a Fred Meyer they asked me if the man with me was a senior cause I could get a discount. 😊.
That dumb motherfucker thinks there are refrigerators full of apples in grocery stores. These dumb ass bitches that voted for that bag of turds think that a man who's never been in a supermarket produce department gives a shit what they spend on groceries? It'd be funny if we weren't all so fucked.
It's not just the fridge comment, which would be reported non-stop if Kamala or Biden said it, but she walked the fucking apple.
I worked at a grocery store. I never saw a damn person walk back anything they didn't want. Unless you hire a runner, ice cream melts, meat goes bad.
oh i hate this transparent lying piece of cr*p, "a woman, an old woman, no money"...can't stand his stupid stories. Didn't he say yesterday that it's very hard to make prices come back down after they've been up and he can't promise anything??
"However, Time points out that controversial figures such as Adolf Hitler (1938); Joseph Stalin (1939 and 1942); Nikita Khrushchev (1957); and Ayatollah Khomeini (1979) have also been granted the title for their impact on events."
He always says the same things, same stories, worded similarly and it's always how things are going to be better than they ever have. Are his minions really that stupid?
Nice of the imaginary lady to hold up the imaginary checkout line by returning the imaginary apple to the imaginary refrigerator instead of setting it aside to let the imaginary checker take care of it.
omgod. Not all of us are stupid enough to believe this mouthful of bs. You know he's lying about the whole thing too.
I don't believe for a second any of his " people" shop in a real store.
And he's never set foot in a grocery store in his life except when it leads to a photo op.
2 things. It’s clear this man doesn’t eat or buy apples, and it’s also clear he’s never went grocery shopping in his life. How relatable, true man of the people here.
I’ve never bought an apple from a grocery store that was in a refrigerator. Sounds like she was in an airport which jacks up prices horrifically. If indeed this is even a true story, which I doubt.
Obviously the lazy, lying con artist has never been to a supermarket because if he had he’d know apples aren’t kept in the fridge. He should do a little research before spewing his bullshit stories so he doesn’t sound like such a fukking moron.
I'd also imagine whoever cooks/stocks the groceries for them doesn't store apples in the refrigerator, either. That means he hasn't had an apple in so long that he forgot they aren't cold when you eat one.
I put apples in the fridge because my parents did: however, I don't think that man has eaten an apple in his life.
Maybe apple in a salad or something, which would be the most produce he'd eat in a week
But does he really need those everyday skills to command our armed forces and nuclear arsenal? I would think that being a serial rapist, fraudster, phony business maven, money launderer, golf cheat, Russian asset, pedophile, and semi-literate dunce, would have fully prepared him to the task.
Apples are not stored in refrigerators
He’s never been in a grocery store. He thinks he’s the first person in the world to ever use the word groceries.
Was there a response from the Democrats? No!
I would have responded - “Remember when Trump was President and there was no toilet paper? Thanks to Biden you can wipe your ass as much as you like”
An obviously made up story, but it doesn’t matter. We’re all concerned with fact-checking and it doesn’t matter. People are concerned about high prices and that’s the point. So WHAT IS HE GOING TO DO? Does he think grocery stores are keeping prices high? So what will he do about it?
The sad thing about this obviously fictional story, is how bad it is even after multiple tellings. His word choice never improves. The details never get more realistic.
Did she go grocery shopping with just a hand full of change? She can only afford 2 apples, not 3?
This story is bizarre in its implausibility. Why pick apples? An item that is like max $1? A box of cereal maybe. Or some salmon or something. Why apples?
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I was hoping someone would take money from the billions getting traded there daily and buy the poor lady a banana
Notwithstanding felony convictions and sexual assault charges.
Someone should have asked him what he thinks apples cost.
It boggles the mind
He's truly a man of the people.
Been in a grocery store,
Any of it
JFC!
He seems uniquely qualified to answer the question.
Maybe we should ask Johnny Appleseed 🤷♀️
You're the second BlueSkyer today who made me laugh, and i need that.
Trump was born into it, and thus, never matured at all. He never grew up. He has a childlike understanding of the world coupled with a cooked brain. This is what he is and it's all he will ever be.
Please never forget that part.
We are going to be ruled by this particular imbecile again.
Now we're dealing with the dregs.
He probably thinks Apple Jacks are apples.
Who “walks back” an apple? 😂 Also, the cashier would just take the apple back and anyone who has ever been in a supermarket would know these ordinary things.
Where the F--k has he been?
After his tarrifs she'll be putting back 2 apples
* There isn’t a price on the apples in the apple section
* Apples in a grocery store are kept in a refrigerator
That’s not “the story”. That’s “a completely made up story”.
He’s such a schmuck.
"It's a movement" he said well so was Hitler, Mussolini, Lenin, Stailan,putin.It's a gross scary movement of hate, of lies. Seeing videos coming out of Syria right now this is where that "man" is taking you... and they all stand around
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https://www.cnn.com/2019/10/14/politics/fact-check-trump-groceries-id-voter-fraud/index.html
I worked at a grocery store. I never saw a damn person walk back anything they didn't want. Unless you hire a runner, ice cream melts, meat goes bad.
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Please be better Time Magazine.
#MoronsVotedForTrump
I don't believe for a second any of his " people" shop in a real store.
And he's never set foot in a grocery store in his life except when it leads to a photo op.
In German, we don't? Seems like this is another made-up 'fact' from the con-man elect ..
The gop wants more uneducated for examples like this!
Maybe apple in a salad or something, which would be the most produce he'd eat in a week
I'd pay money for that to happen.
Has he ever shopped at all? I swear, he is the most ill-informed of daily life of any person alive.
He’s never been in a grocery store. He thinks he’s the first person in the world to ever use the word groceries.
I would have responded - “Remember when Trump was President and there was no toilet paper? Thanks to Biden you can wipe your ass as much as you like”
My eyes are gonna get stuck in the back of my head from rolling so hard the next four years.
I’m not listening to his voice anymore
This story is bizarre in its implausibility. Why pick apples? An item that is like max $1? A box of cereal maybe. Or some salmon or something. Why apples?
And even if they did he'd probably sue them. 🙄