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jortsthecat.bsky.social • 9 hours ago

We should have future Pope diss tracks

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notlinustorvalds.bsky.social•9 hours ago

A cover of a Beatles song:
"🎵 Here comes your son…"

nhwharfrat.bsky.social•7 hours ago

fuck it, we (Pizza)ballin'

sinistercinemastudios.art•9 hours ago

I feel there should be a dance off element, them sparkly elaborate cloaks on popes are wasted on old fellas with no cool spin moves

stan-nyc.bsky.social•3 hours ago

Especially after Leonard Leo's Opus DEI hires on the Supreme Court and Project 2025's Heritage Foundation

kittyliz.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Rave in the Conclave!

blogus.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I think Dante Alighieri had the same idea

helligmann.bsky.social•7 hours ago

… something … something … blowing white smoke up yo ass … boom-tssh-boom-tssh …

Fill Elon with ekstra ketamine, and hand him a chainsaw.
Music video done.

outofnames.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Jorts, stop. Lin Manuel Miranda might see this!!! Spare us!!!

marcus-zoom.bsky.social•7 hours ago

The blue half of Glasgow has this covered, if we could only ignore all the accompanying sectarian violence shite:

♪ When I was young and had no sense
I bought a flute for fifty pence
The only song that I could play
Was fuck the Pope and the IRA ♪

loltyrjustice11.bsky.social•8 hours ago

"I would call you acne but that doesn't come on children's faces till 12 years old"

jortsthecat.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Dang lolty don’t hold back

keno19.bsky.social•9 hours ago

My thoughts also!

jortsthecat.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Hey Peter / I heard you like Mary / But your views on divorce make me wary

Hey Raymond / I know you’re from Wisconsin / Biden barred from Eucharist? / Francis said get gone, son

stuff like that

transmascdruid.bsky.social•8 hours ago

That's the reason why I love "Angels and Demons," because Ewan McGregor showed up trying to become the pope, and he was just SO cunty.

formergregsamsa.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Pope Pius in a Prius
Not seein us
Not carin shit
but about his weenus.

daytheelf.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Jorts for Pope (Jean can help).

hesster56.bsky.social•8 hours ago

“You want to be infallible?
Sorry son you’re gullible!”

jodontchaknow.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Now that song is stuck in my head ... GAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

ripperelse.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Jorts they teach about the eucharist in cat school?

julesingreen.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Not at my cat's secular school!

kageneko.bsky.social•8 hours ago

There’s always Tim Minchin’s excellent Pope Song.

avalanche-andy.bsky.social•9 hours ago

The Catholic Church has a favourite chord, and we know it's A Minor.

famousjameisamos.bsky.social•7 hours ago

Is that the one David played that pleased the lord?

rocketdog3.bsky.social•just now

You need diss tracks for America. 🍁

jortsthecat.bsky.social•9 hours ago

We have a lot of those. We need more, but it’s not unexplored content

rocketdog3.bsky.social•just now

Just not sure it's the Pope you should be picking on at the moment. There is coup in progress in America and they have Canada in their crosshairs. 🍁

daizydaze.bsky.social•6 hours ago

It's the far-right Catholic cult, aka Opus Dei, to blame.

incrediblemelk.bsky.social•8 hours ago

What happens in the conclave stays in the conclave

rogerjacucci.bsky.social•8 hours ago

We could probably use this...

https://youtu.be/cmy8WmGH1z0?si=W25r6Sn4GMWg68cn

kirstylopolis.sparkle.blue•8 hours ago

A section of his sermon should go to reading people to filth.

blackwillow1.bsky.social•8 hours ago

I'm runnin' for the job of bein' Big Boss Padre.
Spittin' rhymes like hellfire and I'm ready to par-tay!
I'll be rulin' in the Vatican.
Yeah, I'll see you there.
So all you little bitches better say your fuckin' prayers.
I'm the Big Boss! 😉