50 Cent rhyming ‘birthday’ with ‘birthday’ - ThreadSky

blue-cannery-lite.bsky.social•88 days ago

I mean, he technically was using an internal rhyme scheme for the chorus. Shawty, party, bacardi

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erocy.world•88 days ago

This is your most boomer take I think

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bwalsh.bsky.social•88 days ago

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friederbinder.bsky.social•88 days ago

The Chinese government unleashing (again) the rappers to rap about a random thing e.g. snowboarding safety (why??)
https://youtu.be/AMuS0bryntM?si=xFKSSmLN6y71LnFH

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henninghenning.bsky.social•88 days ago

Foolishness on my timeline

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ghostyspook.bsky.social•88 days ago

But he don’t give af cause it’s your BIRTHDAY 🥳

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sherri-castillo.bsky.social•87 days ago

Dang and on his birthday too

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laylasmackdown.bsky.social•88 days ago

They all learned it from Lou Reed, rhyming “head” with “head.” I guess that’s just how it works on the wild side 🥴

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jaythejaywalker.bsky.social•88 days ago

But she lost it even when giving it! Lou gets a pass

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laylasmackdown.bsky.social•88 days ago

A man by any other handle could NOT have showed up like this 🤣👏🏻

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cidmcdp.bsky.social•88 days ago

Jay Z just hollering out letters that don't even spell words.

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algoresmilkymams.bsky.social•88 days ago

ozzy rhyming masses with masses on war pigs.

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mangofandango.bsky.social•88 days ago

Not when Ferguson taught us to spell tasty incorrectly? There are fewer excuses for that one I’d say

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fffanatic06.bsky.social•88 days ago

50 cent winning the feud with ja rule

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stutzbob.bsky.social•88 days ago

Nah, I think it was when they rhymed "supastar" with "are", "afar", and "stars" in Ghetto Supastar

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galaxyclasswar.bsky.social•88 days ago

It’s an internal rhyme! An internal rhyme damn you

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shrimpmeatmom.bsky.social•88 days ago

Yeah “it’s your birthday” is a tag. The rhyme is party/bacardi which fuckin slaps actually.

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galaxyclasswar.bsky.social•88 days ago

It’s shawty/party/bacardi it’s unimpeachable

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mirobin.bsky.social•88 days ago

He then gives his response to the critics in the next line

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shrimpmeatmom.bsky.social•88 days ago

Wild and amazing he knew who Michael Hobbes was back then. True visionary.

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shrimpmeatmom.bsky.social•88 days ago

Certified banger. Cancel Michael Hobbes.

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areimer.bsky.social•88 days ago

Somehow I always knew it’d be 50 Cent who took Michael out

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jmchao.bsky.social•88 days ago

Let’s not forget Everclear’s 1997 lyrics, using new twice to describe the same object:

I will buy you a new car
Perfect, shiny and new

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karamcnair.bsky.social•88 days ago

The theme to “My Pet Monster” rhymed ‘friend’ with ‘friend’ under Reagan so I think we can argue that the rot started earlier.

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ljuko.bsky.social•88 days ago

When Bono confidently yelled “Uno, dos, tres, catorce” in that one song.

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ericanders.bsky.social•88 days ago

Michael Hobbes, you’re better than this!!! the rhyme is shawty/party/Bacardi!!!

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mikestalikesbirds.bsky.social•88 days ago

You can see stuff like that in all kinds of rap songs going really far back, I think a bigger offender might be that one juvenile song where every line ends in "uh"

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rossqsmith.bsky.social•88 days ago

Easy:

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robofthesky.bsky.social•88 days ago

There's John Mellincamp rhyming "small town" with "small town" over and over again.

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gertjan.bsky.social•88 days ago

I counter you, Jennifer Lopez rhyming Ibiza with Africa

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komaniecki.bsky.social•88 days ago

MICHAEL! THERE IS A BASIC TWO-SYLLABLE RHYME SCHEME BETWEEN SHAWTY/PARTY/BACARDI AND THE WORD “BIRTHDAY” IS REPEATED FOR EMPHASIS IN AN IDIOMATIC FASHION! MICHAEEEEEEL!!!