Me and @peachsaliva.bsky.social are lying in bed watching the toddler run circles around us yelling happily and throwing pillows around please God we're so tired he doesn't even want anything we can't bargain with him
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Wish I had good advice, Youngster Sleep Internet is basically "well have you tried establishing a routine?? ☺️"
Yes you chucklefuck we've put her down at the same time, after the same sequence of bath-teeth-books-sleep sack, for like a year, now she just wants to be up at 4:45
Well it's risky but my mom drove me around in the car to get me to sleep as a wee babe. The only issue is now even at 40 years old I get sleepy riding shotgun *very* easily on car trips longer than 20 minutes.
“It can't be bargained with, it can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity! Or remorse or fear and it absolutely will not stop!... ever... until you are dead!” - Pat 2025
(This post and your militant anti-condom "bit" just reminded me of this classic commercial. Hopefully it's clear that I'm not actually saying you should have worn a condom instead of conceiving Gowron)
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Yes you chucklefuck we've put her down at the same time, after the same sequence of bath-teeth-books-sleep sack, for like a year, now she just wants to be up at 4:45
https://youtu.be/c_0bhT98g9Y?si=dF7T57PYUZEc3Mqg