Can't remember what I was replying to with this, but I wanted to tell everyone these are lyrics from the Soul Suvivors' song "Expressway to Your Heart" written by Gamble and Huff. I should have cited this in the beginning. Thank you.
Hey Satan, since my office is apparently a stealth portal into hell, can I get a heat tap so I can stop wasting money and polluting the planet by burning gas in the winter?
I remember in my university Classics course where we learned how Orpheus travelled to hell to save his wife via some old tube socks he had laying around.
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Do they grind up psilocybin mushrooms in wasabi paste and adding LSD?
Pull the other one.
It was much too crowded (too crowded)
So crowded (too crowded)
There's too many ahead of me
They're all tryin' to get in front of me
I thought that I could find a clear road ahead
But I found stop lights instead
That's my story and I'm sticking to it.
I thought I was just seeing shit.
Should Masturbate more often?