If the news ever had to print this story about any guy I grew up with, every person in my home town would have called him “Couch Fuckah” until the end of time.
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"I wrote this book, but nobody calls me JD The Book Writer now do they? I am running for vice president but nobody calls me JD The VP Candidate now do they?
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Shut yer fuckin’ face, sofa fucka!
You’re the one who fucked your sofa, sofa fucka!
You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your sofa all day long!
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*Sofa Transmitted Infection
But you fuck *one* couch...."
*) he said, slowly removing the cap from the lighter fluid container
We don't have that accent. That's really the only good news we got here, sorry.
Shut yer fuckin’ face, sofa fucka!
You’re the one who fucked your sofa, sofa fucka!
You don’t eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your sofa all day long!
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A couch isn't alive.
He masturbated with a couch, presumably because he's never heard of a fleshlight.
We can, and should, call him a sexless couch wanker.
that kid is a couch fucka
you heard what I said
couch, like a sofa
yeah, no, for real
wicked weird, weird kid
wait
... Forward, that is