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helldoe.bsky.social • 26 days ago

a cool date would be touching the artwork after they specifically told us not to

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sighonfire.bsky.social•26 days ago

i need to

usako.bsky.social•26 days ago

are we doing the cool date thing again

helldoe.bsky.social•26 days ago

idk im just tweetin

drew4484.bsky.social•25 days ago

No! There's only one right way to enjoy anything!!!

helldoe.bsky.social•25 days ago

the things enjoyer has logged on

asterionhex.monster•25 days ago

that's right. you should lick the artwork instead

batsdingersatk.bsky.social•25 days ago

I’m gonna slap it with my dick

asterionhex.monster•25 days ago

now we're talking

aklingus.bsky.social•26 days ago

I once touched a painting at the National Gallery of Art when I was like 11 or 12, and my aunt saw me and gave me quite the bollocking on the drive home

basquiatball.bsky.social•26 days ago

The dirty secret they don't want you to know: the paintings can take it

helldoe.bsky.social•25 days ago

a man recently informed me this was true and he turned out to be right

doctor1hundred.bsky.social•26 days ago

We used to make a contest of it growing up at the Art Institute. We were very stupid children.

brianloveswords.com•26 days ago

i got in trouble at a museum in denmark because my hair kept on grazing the art

helldoe.bsky.social•25 days ago

they were gonna put you in the cube

brianloveswords.com•25 days ago

it's for the best

polyparadigm.bsky.social•25 days ago

I took a first date to an art museum once and after reading the card on the wall, she used her thumbnail to put a little mark in a Nauman piece

“Oh, it really *is* beeswax.”

I stayed polite but the date was basically over at that point.

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