Sleep Dumped.. well can’t be dumped cos I’ve remained single since 2015, but being a chronic insomniac for a number of years, sleep is very much welcomed!
Cocaine pregnant? I'm not even capable of being pregnant, does this mean I go snort a few lines and knock someone up in a drug-crazed frenzy on Valentine's Day?
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WHO IS MY CRAZY SECRET ADMIRER???
WILL IT HAPPEN IN THAT ORDER??? (God, I hope not)
Wtf?!
Does this dastardly game think I am Hegseth…?
HUHHHH?!?!
Sounds like a good day 😄
I'm looking forward to getting that second one 😂
I'm single, so that's a relief... Arrest is worrying tho 😂
Gosh, I’m so curious how
I'll take the movie. Thanks.
Oh no, no no no uh oh.
It had me in the first half, and brought it home in the second.
perfect i love both 😎
I think that equates to what will probably be true, minus the flowers 🤣
BUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO DRIVE ROFL
sounds delicious lmao
> COCAINE
hell yeah
Alone
Meh. My nephew can have it.
I'm quite ok with this
I’m just a tired fella >w<
BANCING
Sweet. No need for a second word.
😎
what
☹️
Man I hope so.
Not
🤔
KLUCKY
whar
"Drowned"
What a shame. The dead have no use for money :(
Drowned
...either I'm gonna drown in money, getting money before I drown, or drown and others get money off of my passing
Whatever which way sounds helpful in the end, though I prefer the 1st
Uhh...
Perfect.
But I'm not sure. 😜
:c just like the past two years...
Fairly likely
nononononahhh
Simp
This somehow sounds like a gold digger.
Huh...
Idk if that's good or bad
nah im good
Excellent.
Ok.
SIT
"Money"
.... Woooow, How Origional. But THE Money? What Makes This Money So Designated? The World Wonders....
I know I can't expect *much* from a single's Valentines Day but I'd have appreciated at least getting a decent nights sleep for once c'mooon...
Buddy, that's what i do daily!
no
I will also be getting arrested
Can't wait to see how all that plays out
Sleep. Yes, please
Ima drown in money yippee