hey we just beat you and this is crazy your country’s collapsing be our new province, maybe? - ThreadSky

verybadllama.bsky.social • 1 day ago

hey we just beat you
and this is crazy
your country’s collapsing
be our new province, maybe?

Comments

tommytimp.bsky.social•21 hours ago

You don't want us
We're not THAT rich
But you can have Trump
He's a useless fat bitch

timxen.bsky.social•1 day ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesusland_map

pete-etep.bsky.social•1 day ago

haiku with curds and gravy

pete-etep.bsky.social•1 day ago

oh i just remembered that song. sorry. still, it's a Weird Al jam worthy of poutine. Brava.

nytefyre.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Adopt up please - Washington state 🙏

tonyvaughan.bsky.social•1 day ago

A true Canadian earworm.

bookwormwithtea.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Yes please!

ivycatmom.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is how I found out the result of the hockey game 😂

edastronaut.bsky.social•1 day ago

impiousjade.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes please! Will you take Western Washington state??

typicaltahdig.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’d like to submit Oregon for consideration. We have marionberries and hazelnuts to offer in return!

swdstmaker.bsky.social•1 day ago

Oooh, how do marionberries and hazelnuts work with, say, a maple glaze?

grenouille78.bsky.social•1 day ago

For real! Save us, please!

satanmat.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes yes yes!!!

We volunteer as tribute!

pete-etep.bsky.social•1 day ago

this is the textbook example of soft power in action

chrisgescribe.bsky.social•17 hours ago

💯

pixelemoji.bsky.social•1 day ago

Booo

ravensophia.bsky.social•1 day ago

I am still laughing at this! 😆 But I stand with Canada. I'd leave to fight for you if it ever came down to that. No question. Congrats on the game. 🇨🇦

rockabirdie.bsky.social•1 day ago

I welcome our new maple-scented overlords.

brobertbreadman.bsky.social•1 day ago

I mean, would you have us?

kristenfluet.bsky.social•1 day ago

I accept 💍

ryssee.bsky.social•1 day ago

Happily! I'm in New England so it's an easy cutout.

ladylinds.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yes please.

coupdecoo.bsky.social•1 day ago

New England would make a really nice addition to the Maritimes.

rationalthom.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm British but I am oddly aroused

shadowmousey.bsky.social•1 day ago

YES PLEASE, signed, a desperate New Yorker

darklordofdance.bsky.social•1 day ago

Seconded by a desperate New Yorker!
And just think, we can eliminate the hassle of border crossings at Niagara Falls.

swdstmaker.bsky.social•1 day ago

Shorter wait times at the Queenston-Lewiston Bridge? I'm on board

kimichitsuzuku.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Most of NY would love to be the southern most province!

natashaa08.bsky.social•21 hours ago

PA will have Scranton and Philly beat up the rest to make it happen!

kimichitsuzuku.bsky.social•3 hours ago

The red splotches in NY will complain massively until the healthcare benefits kick in.

The transition to metric will take a generation or so.

natashaa08.bsky.social•3 hours ago

lol true amazing what sensible medical care will do. I don’t think Metric system will be that bad. Canada still uses imperial system at times and we are taught the metric system so I think it’d be okay.