Government efficiency manifests in mysterious ways. - ThreadSky

schooley.bsky.social • 10 days ago

Government efficiency manifests in mysterious ways.

No other FBI deputy director has had a full-time security detail, and certainly has never used a detail inside FBI headquarters! www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

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feralasshole.bsky.social•10 days ago

Imagine knowing that you are such a shit person that you need a security detail inside what is, presumably, one of the most secure buildings in the US.

redwoodinfrared.bsky.social•10 days ago

Tough guys are always the biggest pussies.

bobisjim.bsky.social•10 days ago

Amidst everything else going on I had completely forgot that two gigantic fucking dipshits are in charge of the FBI.

photoline.bsky.social•10 days ago

Biggest wuss ever. All of these so-called "macho" guys that Drumpf loves are just prissy boys acting out their frustrated sociopathic fantasies.

tomwvv.bsky.social•10 days ago

I think this shows tremendous self-awareness on Bongino’s part. Not many assholes of that magnitude realize how widely and deeply hated they are.

flyfishgirl.bsky.social•10 days ago

He knows he's a POS and that's why he needs protection. If you're a good person doing good deeds, people aren't after you.

paulegriffithjr.bsky.social•10 days ago

I can’t hear the name “Bongino” without thinking that would be a perfect name for a secondary stoner character in a John Hughes movie.

keff1166.bsky.social•10 days ago

Reminds me of Doug Burgum and his chocolate chip cookies on demand over at Interior, only this has to be much much more expensive.

pookoo2000.bsky.social•9 days ago

Oooh, I hadn't heard about this. What a waste.

chasmaine.bsky.social•7 days ago

Interior Secretary requires staff bake cookies for meetings.

Secretary of Labor throws Party at taxpayer expense.

Co President Musk wields chainsaw to celebrate firing thousands of employees.

Social Security on life support.

Tariffs threaten economy.

Not good.

https://www.axios.com/2025/04/11/consumer-confidence-tariffs-trump-prices

jvarrige.bsky.social•10 days ago

If their agenda is so “great” why are they afraid?

jasonemry.bsky.social•10 days ago

this is how you know you’re doing a good job, when you fear for your life even within your own agency

pj0911.bsky.social•10 days ago

Waste! There it is!

builder08.bsky.social•10 days ago

Why?

cminga.bsky.social•9 days ago

This only makes sense when you realize republicans are terrified about everything all the time and they want to live out their 1% fantasies on the taxpayer’s dimes

arthauntsme.com•10 days ago

Aw. How sad.

artemisia3teeth.bsky.social•10 days ago

It should say “from angry women”!

dawisco.bsky.social•10 days ago

They also do this type of thing because it makes them FEEL important. They NEED that external validation

malikdama.bsky.social•10 days ago

they know fragging is an option

eattherich146.bsky.social•10 days ago

Scary fragile men that need the appearance of being Uber important.

darwinbrandis.bsky.social•10 days ago

The paranoia is starting to manifest in very public ways.

kimphilbywasbad.bsky.social•10 days ago

It’s not a security detail, it’s a posse, indicating he is important

heygetoffmylawn.bsky.social•10 days ago

Former EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt must be so pissed. He claimed he needed round-the-clock security that cost taxpayers more than $3.5M, over double his predecessor. Back when 45 didn't know he could just 86 the IG, Pruitt actually resigned.

hannasazi.bsky.social•10 days ago

They are all terrified of a mob storming their locations and dragging them out to the guillotine.

They should be. That's the ideal ending

tloatdae.bsky.social•10 days ago

And all paid for by the taxpayers, too.
Where's DOGE now? How efficient is this?
Seriously...

stellasjr.bsky.social•10 days ago

Must be a real likeable guy

dek1.bsky.social•10 days ago

They love the cosplay

drbenny.bsky.social•10 days ago

We shouldn't hire fragile unqualified cosplayers

josephmarsh.bsky.social•10 days ago

Now THAT's misuse of funding!!!

schooley.bsky.social•10 days ago

Every Trump ride or die going about their day in their own little bubble of Praetorian Guards.

oldohman.bsky.social•10 days ago

Now we know why they want to raise the military budget to "One Trillion Dollars!" (pinky finger to mouth).

thefaultinmyarse.bsky.social•10 days ago

Turns out they were all only down with the “ride” part of the equation.

schooley.bsky.social•10 days ago

The inevitability here is paranoid suspicions that someone in the security detail is a mole for big Constitution. Lie detectors are going to get a work out with this crew.

scomea.bsky.social•10 days ago

They obviously understand that they are surrounded by folks who are conflicted about the oaths they swore and are now breaking on behalf of the regime.

webrant.bsky.social•10 days ago

As the minority in control always shrinks during fascism it requires more frequent displays of loyalty and purity to its cause of protecting their corruption.

ericleitzen.bsky.social•10 days ago

Real Buzz Windrip hours

chrissamsdad.bsky.social•10 days ago

Hmm, didn't the Praetorian Guard famously get a bit stabby with something like 13 Emperors?

mikeyalexander.bsky.social•10 days ago

Praetorian Guards reading this:

eligit.bsky.social•10 days ago

Fill an administration with horrible destructive dumb people that most humans want dead.
Spend millions on private security.
Efficient!!

rcopelander.bsky.social•10 days ago

Then we need a Praetorian solution as exercised in the Roman Empire

mikeyalexander.bsky.social•10 days ago

Me waiting for them to repeat history, hopefully 60-70 times…

rekker.bsky.social•10 days ago

But they can't protect what's eating his brain..

mikahmiriam.bsky.social•10 days ago

We can’t have science or staffed national parks, but our tax dollars can fund this.

lmb6453.bsky.social•10 days ago

Such a Little Man

interstranger.bsky.social•10 days ago

Cosplaying piece of shit.

thatshockratees.bsky.social•10 days ago

He needs a full detail to prevent his own forces from fragging him. And he knows it.

dicools.bsky.social•10 days ago

I completely forgot that this unqualified asshole was the deputy Director of the FBI. It’s very hard to keep up with all the surreal goings on

kieranhannon.bsky.social•10 days ago

Dan the Diva

rudelyvangelder.bsky.social•10 days ago

"Hey Ka$h..."
“Whaddaya need, Dan?"
“You know what’d really make this gig *really* sweet?"
“Uh... what?"
“My VERY OWN POSSE!!!!"
...
...
...
“Oh, c’mon Ka$hman -- you KNOW I’m right."

ratskradmt.bsky.social•10 days ago

Bunch of paranoid ass clowns I guess should be paranoid as they destroy our country from the inside.

So telling that the paranoia has manifested itself prior to what is coming. I saw they were putting the taller fences back up at the white house maybe if your goal wasn’t our destruction. FAFO