most scary american cryptid: "yeah haha if you hear a voice in the forest no you didnt haha man you dont even want to know what hides in appalachia haha no im not misappropriating native folklore what are you talking about"
least scary european cryptid:
least scary european cryptid:
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can i hunt it for sport?
Even it can't meaningfully hurt itself!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNkgDJpcuwU
this was quality british television in the 90s, apparently
Maybe I'm just desensitised to it.
Pretty sure I'd run if I ever heard that thing in public though, so maybe not
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But we also shared Hugo the Troll along with other European folks!
What the hell is wrong with the UK?