“Penis age?!” C’mon, man, Cock Clock is right there! Honestly, standards are slipping - ThreadSky

jaikney.bsky.social•32 days ago

Dong Ding

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gregjenner.bsky.social•32 days ago

Fabulous

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suffolkcanary.bsky.social•32 days ago

Seriously? 😂😂😂😂😂

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ivantheamateur.bsky.social•32 days ago

Is this man paying newspapers to report on him? He's always there.

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altoangel.bsky.social•32 days ago

My husband would like to suggest Todger Timer.

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jacquisydney.bsky.social•32 days ago

😂😂😂

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mcmjolnir.bsky.social•32 days ago

This guy just makes me tired with all his disordered aging shit.

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worgztheowl.bsky.social•32 days ago

For whom the bellend tolls...

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jddelleluche.bsky.social•32 days ago

How neat, a similar pun is possible in French : gland instead of glas

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gregjenner.bsky.social•32 days ago

Ha! I just did that joke too and then scrolled down to see yours, I bend my knee to your speedier brain

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lukemeister.bsky.social•32 days ago

The Penis Age was between the Bronze Age and the Iron Age, right?

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leftpeggers.bsky.social•32 days ago

‘Tick Cock’

‘What time is the little hand showing?’

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ystradclud.bsky.social•32 days ago

What if your penis age is under 18? Would they go to jail?

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historywill.bsky.social•32 days ago

Bit of nominative determinism going on there too

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lushattic.bsky.social•32 days ago

He has the penis of a 22 yr old man.
Does the man not want it?

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markusbuhmann.bsky.social•32 days ago

The real life Cock-knocker

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martyoconnor.bsky.social•32 days ago

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gregjenner.bsky.social•32 days ago

Nice 👍

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oliviaquinn.bsky.social•32 days ago

I just can’t with your copy skills…

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notjarvis.bsky.social•32 days ago

I remain partly convinced the whole Bryan Johnson thing, documentary included, is an elaborate practical joke he's playing on everyone.

He's killing himself laughing that people are taking and reporting what he says seriously.

Either that or Sacha Baron Cohen's greatest creation 😀

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donsinnamon.bsky.social•31 days ago

Greenwich Peen Time

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iain.coys.social•32 days ago

How does Bryan Johnson know my penis age?

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notthatmilo.bsky.social•32 days ago

Happy girthday

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mattfallaize.bsky.social•32 days ago

Dong anniversaire

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pibasedlifeform.bsky.social•32 days ago

You can tell this wasn't written by a johnnyournalist

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carolinehooton.bsky.social•32 days ago

Mr Jenner!

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mattfallaize.bsky.social•32 days ago

Chronoboner

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gregjenner.bsky.social•32 days ago

Lovely

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alawless.bsky.social•31 days ago

Did Cock Clock make any else’s mind go to sundials? A flesh obelisk perhaps?

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babrahamse.bsky.social•32 days ago

ans du glans, in French

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martyoconnor.bsky.social•32 days ago

Chapeau

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ngcibeers.com•32 days ago

he's definitely gone off the rails since AC-DC split up

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ralucahippie.bsky.social•32 days ago

One look at international, especially US politics, and it is quite apparent that we are in the Age of the Penis.

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willpak.bsky.social•31 days ago

Dick tock!

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snoozyq73.bsky.social•32 days ago

I’m guessing this is not similar to calculating the ages of a tree for….reasons.

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martinpickering.bsky.social•32 days ago

Dick tock, tick cock

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mrfw17thc.bsky.social•32 days ago

Does it require a second hand?

*door*

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highpoh.bsky.social•32 days ago

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mashmakhan.bsky.social•32 days ago

Great. Now i have to remember to reset that when the clocks change, too 🙄

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profspur.bsky.social•31 days ago

Do you think his Johnson is also named Bryan?

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boredaardvark.bsky.social•32 days ago

The problem with these tech bros is that they never studied biology to any real level. So they are just utter marks when it comes to snake oil and eugenics because they don’t understand evidence base, metabolism of genetics.

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