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Reposted from Kyle McLain
Similar experiences I had working at EB:

“Resident Evil” became “Residential Evil”

“Tomb Raider” became “Tomba Raider”

“Onimusha” became “Oni Masher”

“Halo” became “Hallow”

And *most* people couldn’t properly pronounce “melee” so “Smash Brothers Melee” became “Smash Brothers ‘MaLee’”.

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