I hope Nintendo never announces a Switch successor. It’s much funnier to be stuck in an endless cycle of people claiming to know what’s going to happen. - ThreadSky

patrickklepek.bsky.social • 106 days ago

I hope Nintendo never announces a Switch successor. It’s much funnier to be stuck in an endless cycle of people claiming to know what’s going to happen.

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ildon.bsky.social•106 days ago

Release it with Half-Life 2: Episode 3 as a pack-in game.

infinitefury2k.bsky.social•105 days ago

Here lies Patrick's hopes and dreams.

reluctant-hero.bsky.social•106 days ago

And if they do launch a successor… they’d better name it the “Switch U”.

danimilkyart.bsky.social•106 days ago

LMAO This!

Also Oh No please, I can't take this anymore

harrisoninhoenn.bsky.social•106 days ago

Nintendo has decided maybe we don’t deserve a new console after all and I think they may be right.

milkman.bsky.social•106 days ago

Please let me out of that particular news cycle hell.

outlandishbeats.bsky.social•106 days ago

I'm dying for Silksong but also find it entirely too funny that it keeps getting dragged out.

aswineofculture.bsky.social•106 days ago

Nintendo announces the layoff of thousands of uncles

humanityplague.bsky.social•106 days ago

I hope they announce a Switch successor, they just call it the Switch Pro, to finally put that thing out.

cengi.bsky.social•106 days ago

I've been hearing about the Switch "Pro" since 2020

And those Wind Waker and Twilight Princess ports lol

mountaindont.bsky.social•106 days ago

But that 4th party Chinese joycon lanyard maker said the screen will fold in half, twice!

briesmith.xyz•105 days ago

Switch U coming any day now

rileyj.me•106 days ago

I just want a drip feed of leaks of each individual transistor that it’s made out of.

tomforsyth.bsky.social•106 days ago

My uncle who works at Nintendo says they've never gone wrong with duct-taping two previous consoles together.

solarise.dev•106 days ago

“Announcing the Nintendo SwiiCube 64”

tjgrathwell.bsky.social•106 days ago

having a lot of fun over at https://www.reddit.com/r/tomorrow/

greyalien.bsky.social•106 days ago

Regency Solitaire II is going to be a launch title*

*not really

daikatakana.bsky.social•106 days ago

But it's been days from being announced for a year and a half atleast. Surely someone will eventually get it right then proceed to be the Nate Silver of Nintendo releases forever more

nolanwaters.bsky.social•106 days ago

I hope they just call it Switch Successor.

aneternalenigma.bsky.social•106 days ago

Switch 4K will be out any day now

bilbyblober.bsky.social•106 days ago

"But concerning that day and hour no one knows, not even the angels of heaven, nor the Son,but the Father only.”

itbeclairezee.bsky.social•106 days ago

Didn't you hear? We're not getting one.

assassinalchemist.bsky.social•105 days ago

And this benefits you how exactly...?

shittyidiot.com•106 days ago

it would be equally funny to sell it as just another switch model with no other changes to the packaging aside from a new model number

dbloodworth2.bsky.social•106 days ago

I literally want this thing to just show up at WalMart one day.

cgy1015.bsky.social•106 days ago

Nintendo: you guys want a new switch?

solarise.dev•106 days ago

10 years of hype about bezels

psford.com•106 days ago

Funniest possible outcome is this, but Team Cherry also announces Silksong is a Switch 2 launch title.

mentizid.bsky.social•106 days ago

You know I'm really enjoying the fun of a new system announcement. It's every 8 years. So I'm not sure how many new consoles I will see in my life. Sure it can be "stressful". But that's part of the fun 😂