"The woke M&Ms have returned. The green M&M got her boots back but apparently is now a lesbian maybe? And there's also a plus-sized, obese, purple M&M. So we're gonna cover that...of course...because that's what we do."
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Actually I’m the original Miss Green M&M and I’m not a lesbian although if Beyonce or Blake Lively ever gave me a late night bootie call I wouldn’t NOT answer. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So does that mean the purple ones are bigger in each bag? Or are they like almond ones? And is the lesbian attracted to only other green ones? Im all about DEI and stuff but maybe just MAYBE it’s ok to relax with the M&M’s…there’s just an awful lot of really ambiguous characters and I’m so confused…
As easy as it is to make fun of conservatives who fall for these traps, we need to be aware of what stories like this are manufactured to cover up. The 'rebranding' of the m&m mascots conveniently occoured right as Nestle was being sued for their use of child slaves https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-57522186
Ah, I seem to have misremembered which particular megacorp owns this brand. I was wrong about the name of the company, but not the substance of the claim!
Mars also has been credibly accused of using child slavery, as have most chocolate producers in the US.
It feels like trying to do the "right thing" by being more inclusive but shooting yourself in the foot. It's giving..self sabatoge. It's giving...on purpose.
All of the M&Ms were originally depicted as men so any of them depicted as women now are canonically transgender, which really re-contextualizes all of the folks crying about the green and brown M&Ms being "woke" because they're not sexy enough. I do not make the rules. I am only but a messenger.
The trans M&Ms used to be so much more fuckable to these sad cis dudes who would definitely never fuck a trans woman and are definitely not sad about the fact that no trans women want to fuck them.
Type A: eat all of color a, then color b, then c...
Type B: see which color has the least and most. Eat the most color until it's the same as second most. Then 1&2 until same as third most, etc. then eat one of each per round.
I don't really see a problem with any of that but then again I am not a hateful bigot and I don't concern myself with things that don't concern me. If you whether the candy you are eating is a lesbian or not you need some help.
I stopped expecting anything other than BS from conservative media a long time ago, and I don't even like M&Ms, but they're my new favorite candy to any red hat who asks.
I can both see a plus-sized M&M used to push a new HUGE (like palm-sized) variant, and the coverage of it being labeled as DEI asking if you can really, really call such a huge candy "in line with the branding of the candy"
In my mind's eye the x threads are long and hilarious and depressing
Two of the craziest things about this is 1) it's an actual quote from Tucker Carlson and 2) this was just a couple months before the dominion law suit was settled out of court
Those are larger bodies than the others. While it is common to call large men fat/big/hefty in media, referring to women as those instead of plus-sized/curvy usually comes across as provocative.
A "fat" man is more socially accepted than a plus-sized "woman", hence the "fat-man skinny wife" casting.
It doesn't seem that weird to anthropomorphize the bigger M&M characters as corresponding to bigger people. It is still weird for people to fixate on it though.
Good to know this also lives in your head rent free. It’s like for a brief moment Tucker realized exactly how pathetic and awful and meaningless his job is before slipping back into kayfabe
Empires crumble, ideologies clash, and yet the most heated battlefield of our time remains… the wardrobe of a fictional piece of chocolate. Historians will debate whether it was the boots or the implied sapphic undertones that truly marked the end of reason.
Would a purple obese M&M infringe on the grimace copyright? If they’re animating plus sized M&Ms will they be selling giant M&Ms? Hank, you’re a science, you must have answers!
Hearing the right go off about anthropomorphic characters being desexualized is so unbearable given their lies about gender. Either gender and sex are not the same thing or Jesse Waters actually wants to fuck chocolate.
Kinda wanna see Jesse Waters have an existential crisis on air: “So we’re gonna cover that, because it’s what we do….why…why is it what we do…why did I drop out of circus school”
your occasional reminder that the collaborationist court media stenography drone is the most intellectually bankrupt emotionally stunted empathetically deficient fundamentally lazy utterly worthless fucking loser ever to be shat into civilization
Another "story" to make their nats mad about nothing so they can do more nefarious things "behind" our backs.
Ever notice that? They get them riled up on no news all the time.
TBH I kinda love knowing that Mars probably put millions (billions?) into this M&M rebrand which they've probably been working on for some time now, and regardless of their politics the timing of it makes the third richest family in the US look like they're taking a stance against Trump.
The irony isn't lost on me that a popular euphemism for rabid DT supporters is an "M&M" (maga moron). Yes, that was a bit rude, but it was low hanging fruit, lol.
We had something similar in the UK over chicken sandwiches. It's the best of times, for those who aren't morons and the worst of times for those who are. Morons being those 'triggered' over mundane things. They will never be forgotten and their ancestors will never forgive them. It's truly amazing!
It was 'Kemi' Bad Enoch-Powell wasn't bad enough, apparently (my nickname for them). It was not long ago. The woke 'Gen Z' eats chicken sandwiches. It was deemed new worthy by the culture war aligned press. As a millennial, and a woke one, I do prefer Ham and Mustard, but I also enjoy many foods.
You know, if they keep this up young people will eventually begin to say we’re mad, ancient, and btw they ❤️ M&Ms. “What’s your problem?” And we’ll know we’ve lost this round. But the clock ticks on - and nothing’s going back, THEY just don’t know it yet.
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Who cares how they accessorize? Maybe Tucker should have to return to bow ties - since you aren't supposed to evolve or change your look.
Mars also has been credibly accused of using child slavery, as have most chocolate producers in the US.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/children-harvesting-cocoa-used-by-major-corporations-ghana/
And what pray tell is this all about?
Gree-match-y
She's Italian
But what was it?
Me either.
1) separate them all by color then
Type A: eat all of color a, then color b, then c...
Type B: see which color has the least and most. Eat the most color until it's the same as second most. Then 1&2 until same as third most, etc. then eat one of each per round.
that these masculinity-obsessed fascists have so much of an issue with,
is literally designed to appeal directly to them as a taboo sex symbol, that in reality,
doesn't actually exist.
still INFURIATES them.
In my mind's eye the x threads are long and hilarious and depressing
Not the first time.. 😂
That's how most people describe me anyway!
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Dude?
Like not even in jest
ME: STFU and eat your fucking candy.
A "fat" man is more socially accepted than a plus-sized "woman", hence the "fat-man skinny wife" casting.
“Don’t let your little boys eat M&M’s! Their weenies will fall off and they will grow breasts!”
*this is a common name for estradiol tablets among the trans community
"To boner or not to boner, why am I hard"
If you encounter ICE…
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Red Cards can be printed on red paper and handed out at community centers, churches, anywhere. 16 languages.
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Ever notice that? They get them riled up on no news all the time.
https://www.fridaynightfanfiction.com/2022/03/25/season-12-episode-15-a-bad-case-of-salt-dick/
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Can anyone put the BBW purple baddie in a bikini?!
So many scandals from that shower it was hard to keep up.
And yes the media love to whip up faux anger and completely insignificant events. Thanks.
Oh...is Purple feminine?