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sisterical.bsky.social
your gf knows that when she’s ready to leave you, i’m her getaway driver
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Believe them. (What’s “the job”? Ending our democracy, and 🇺🇸 as we know it?)

The waste is coming from the White House. 👇

The CDC has an ultra-competitive 2-year program to train "the best of the best" to lead public health labs. Most of the current class were terminated over the weekend. www.science.org/content/arti... (by @meredithwadman.bsky.social)

NEW: Pregnancy became far more dangerous in Texas after the state banned abortion, according to ProPublica’s first-of-its-kind analysis, which found the sepsis rate for women hospitalized as they miscarried in the 2nd trimester shot up by more than 50%. https://propub.li/43487Tj

Dear third-party voters, you’ve been awfully quiet. What’s up? What’s the game plan for the next 3 years and 11 months? Asking for 75,017,626 friends who did the right thing because we wanted to avoid all of this shit!!!

Trump wants you to forget that he gutted the Aviation Safety Committee and ousted the FAA administrator during his first week in office. Don’t forget.

Not hating women is free

It’s not a coincidence—it’s a warning.

We’re cooked

BREAKING: A plane has crashed in Arizona, leaving at least one person dead.

Dark Pence is back.

This congresswoman gets paid $175k a year to post boomer memes like this on Twitter all day.

10% of NASA’s workforce has been laid off—guess that’ll be a boost for SpaceX.

-The Question: How the hell did we get here? -The Answer: Citizens United.

DEI MAKES PLANES FLY

Glad The Last Of Us is coming back because it’ll be relaxing to watch a future less bleak than ours.

Hey, @msnbc.com. Why do you allow your readers to share articles on Twitter, Facebook, LinkedIn, and most other major platforms — but NOT Bluesky? Asking for nearly 32 million users.

Want to go visit the national parks this year? Sorry. The reservation system is shut down, EMT personnel are gone, so don't get hurt or lost. No one can clean the bathrooms or cabins, so they'll be closed. Rangers are fired. www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...

We agree.

Unreal.

When you’re about to be smug in someone’s replies, ask, “will someone simply returning my energy piss me off?” And adjust accordingly.

👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

MERYL STREEP

Kate McKinnon makes me laugh so hard I think I’m going to bust a blood vessel

Someone said Drake makes “where my hug at?” music and I can’t unsee it

Can’t believe some of y’all are just out here raw dogging tv without sub titles

Those who uphold the rule of law save their country.

Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.

from “Parable of the Talents” by Octavia Butler

tbh the word BREAKING in all caps like that is starting to become a trigger

The community note 🤌😘

Elon is big mad about the co-equal branches of government thingie in the Constitution.

This is not a normal person 👇

Every day they claim they're finding vast amounts of fraud in the federal government. Fraud is a crime. They've made zero criminal complaints. Odd.

Wisdom

😆 facts.

I saw a video of known alcoholic Pete Hegseth drinking multiple scotches in the middle of a televised presser and started laughing so hard I began coughing as I believe we're less than 2 weeks removed from him promising never to drink a single time as Secretary of Defense and nothing matters anymore

It must be quite a thing to find out the "parasite class" you've been urging them to get rid of...is you.

This week, approximately 200,000 federal workers have been let go.