Hate it when someone finds themselves between, say, two people called Greg, and they describe it as a "Greg sandwich". If you're in the middle then it's a YOU sandwich, on Greg bread. You idiot. You fucking moron. - ThreadSky

seamas.bsky.social • 110 days ago

Hate it when someone finds themselves between, say, two people called Greg, and they describe it as a "Greg sandwich". If you're in the middle then it's a YOU sandwich, on Greg bread. You idiot. You fucking moron.

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unitedollie.bsky.social•110 days ago

So if you're between 2 Gregs, then you're a You sandwich on Gregg's bread?

eireog.bsky.social•110 days ago

Look why can't you have your cake and eat it.

It's what cake is for.

You can't eat your cake and have it.

THATS THE WAY ROUND IT SHOULD GO

sammycopley.bsky.social•110 days ago

…Ted???

cllpe.bsky.social•110 days ago

A YOU sandwich on Gread?

mumsyface.bsky.social•110 days ago

Is it a woke sandwich though?

petrishriekandgo.bsky.social•110 days ago

This could be my favorite post on Bluesky to date...

petrishriekandgo.bsky.social•110 days ago

So... if that's the case are you also using MaYOUnnaise?

thehames.bsky.social•110 days ago

bUtter

lurigdrama.bsky.social•110 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

deankelly.bsky.social•110 days ago

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich 😬

louchebop.bsky.social•110 days ago

Finally someone takes a stand. Thank you Sir

msleedy.bsky.social•110 days ago

This is why I admire the greater accuracy of my younger son, who used to leap into bed between us and announce I AM THE CHEESE.

theleaflibrary.bsky.social•110 days ago

Singing this, I hope: https://youtu.be/Bptr_pA7Eg8?si=iPpei0IZMyEftRQW

mariephillips.bsky.social•110 days ago

I am a happy person who does not have children, but a post like this makes me see how lovely it would be

gregmcd.bsky.social•110 days ago

I make good bread.

stephenherdman.bsky.social•110 days ago

Also unless both Gregs are as wide as they are tall, it's more of a you roll or baguette than a sandwich.

camcauthor.bsky.social•110 days ago

That feels like a waste of good angry energy

kbfoodphotos.bsky.social•110 days ago

johnnykilloran.bsky.social•110 days ago

you should see what Kids These Days think "POV" means (the exact f*cking opposite of "point of view" is what they apparently think it means)

fionnuisce.bsky.social•110 days ago

Have they started pronouncing it "pov" yet, I bet they have

shmort.bsky.social•110 days ago

Gregg ?

missedmycue.bsky.social•110 days ago

Two Greg's is how sandwiches first got sold

syrsly.com•110 days ago

I always thought this... but with Oreos.

asheepie.bsky.social•110 days ago

I would like to propose a moment of appreciation for Gordon's correct usage of this analogy

flobby.bsky.social•110 days ago

Thank you for saying this hero.

martin-moore.bsky.social•110 days ago

Who’s they in this?

cheepcheep.bsky.social•110 days ago

Unless you think of Greg as being non standard bread - like a brown bread sandwich.

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