The fuck is in the “operational bag” if you’re already carrying 2 guns and 3 knives in your pants? A tactical nuke? - ThreadSky

nfinit.bsky.social • 32 days ago

The fuck is in the “operational bag” if you’re already carrying 2 guns and 3 knives in your pants? A tactical nuke?

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Your Trump NFTs, so some illegal can't steal them from the tactical cigar box under your bed while you're tactically prancing around another "rally."

notvolks.bsky.social•31 days ago

This sounds like @whatahellofawaytodad.com shit. “A chicken in every pot, and a Davy Crockett in every operational bag!”

crochetcat.bsky.social•32 days ago

It’s a purse. In everything but name.

oldbutterscotch.bsky.social•32 days ago

Cheetos

oldbutterscotch.bsky.social•31 days ago

The Cheetos are loose in the satchel for mission critical speed.

redletter.bsky.social•31 days ago

don't forget the dog eared turner diaries

elizajayne.bsky.social•31 days ago

Narrator: little did the cosplay military man know, the Cheeto dust would lead law enforcement directly to his hiding spot in a nearby bush after he realized his getaway map was destroyed because he stepped in a puddle on the way to intimidate liberals at the grocery store.