it’s so cool and good for all of us that republicans live in a world that is complete fan fiction - ThreadSky

junlper.beer • 4 days ago

it’s so cool and good for all of us that republicans live in a world that is complete fan fiction

Peter Navarro: “Canada has been taken over by Mexican cartels”

Big if true

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reminded of in codmw2 (the bad one) how al qaeda teamed up with mexican cartels to attack a red light district in the netherlands and then drone strikes random texas towns

frying1pans.sewerdungeon.xyz•3 days ago

yes this is the same game that opens with you drone striking qassem soleimani

radianthostility.bsky.social•3 days ago

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/7870768

I am tapping the sign.

A lot of them know on some level that what they're saying is ridiculous. And a lot of them believe and disbelieve as needed.

dfalc67.bsky.social•3 days ago

So true.
I live amongst MAGA and they absolutely enjoy being lied to because it supports their inhumane behaviour and voting habits.
Trump&Co. understand this process is necessary.

ioletsgo.gay•4 days ago

its crazy that a large majority of republican speaking heads are failed creatives because they sure can spin up some wacky fictitious narratives sometimes.

absentnova.bsky.social•4 days ago

The party of schizophrenia

sp1nda.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yeah when I heard on NPR today that Mexico “handed over” 29 drug cartels to work with US law enforcement, all I could think about was how Trump probably just wants to control the underground drug trade war for whatever nefarious purposes.

kfm2024.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hahahahshaha

mistermercury.bsky.social•3 days ago

And the fact that the news barely pushes back on it and even entertains their made up ideas at all

janelebak.bsky.social•4 days ago

And are these cartels in the room with us now?

clown.rehab•4 days ago

Someone probably saw one Mexican in Canada and the Republicans used that to spread the word that cartels have taken over Canada. It's crazy that their messaging system works so deviously well.

igrowold.bsky.social•4 days ago

As a Canadian, this worries me, a lot. This lie, this kind of narrative needs to be corrected.
With the US threatening to annex Canada, and the cartels being declared as terrorist organizations... this worries me a LOT.

marilith.bsky.social•4 days ago

It should.

nikki-m-vee.bsky.social•4 days ago

as a canadian canada barely has regular mexicans let alone cartels

nikki-m-vee.bsky.social•4 days ago

i was literally thinking about this today bc of overwatch of all things and i thought about it and i could at most confirm at least one mexican in my entire city

jesse-k.bsky.social•4 days ago

I remember in the 90s one of our neighbors insisted that there were Chinese troops in America “because of Clinton”

stomaninoff.bsky.social•4 days ago

Weaponised schizophrenia

marchcloverrr.bsky.social•3 days ago

Okay, now wait, he said you need a spectrometer...

I hope he does realize that a spectrometer is an instrument that measures the properties of light in its different ways that relate to the electromagnetic spectrum.

Unless the cartels are using magnets in some way! Dun! Dun! Dunnn!

jruitjakepacnw82.bsky.social•4 days ago

true allegencence/way of the shadow warrior part duah

sheepofthings2come.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh yeah, then why isn't there a taco truck on my corner, eh?

donkeykonga.bsky.social•4 days ago

“Canada has been taken over by Mexican cartels” sounds like something you’d hear over the radio in a GTA game

unjadedone.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣

shriketron.bsky.social•4 days ago

So the US is completely under the Mexican cartels right now?

That explains Trump.

gael-ico.bsky.social•4 days ago

I mean with all the shit they say i can't keep up with who'd be their version of the jewish, would it be the LGBTQI+ community since they talk about us corrupting the youth through a secrete evil elite that wants to destroy the west, the mexicans, the immigrants, or the jewish?

ettouslouie.bsky.social•4 days ago

Know what’s not fan fiction?

https://globalwitness.org/en/campaigns/corruption-and-money-laundering/narco-a-lago-money-laundering-at-the-trump-ocean-club-panama/

scaryfontofficial.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Turner Diaries: The Toilet Paper Edition™

ridder.bsky.social•4 days ago

His brain has been taken over by worms.

zachwith2cm.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's for their base that believe anything they say.

karenwalz-kk62.bsky.social•3 days ago

I'm curious as to how so many people became so mentally unstable at once. Pathological liars, hate for all, but themselves and money. I mean what the living heck.
Then the folks who suck this garbage up like sponges. Glad whatever infected them did not get me.

stardustcrusader89.bsky.social•4 days ago

actively insane they can just say this shit and no one on fox will even attempt to go "hey that doesn't make literally any sense at all" or "please elaborate what you mean" or "what."

dfalc67.bsky.social•3 days ago

Fox is little more than a conservative talk show. They have stated in court they're an entertainment network.
Despite that, Fox is permitted to advertise themselves as a reputable news source and they deliberately target undiscerning viewers.

notmovielines.bsky.social•4 days ago

Jesus Christ. Even by Republican standards this is insane.

thepedrobm.bsky.social•4 days ago

“You don’t get it we have to annex Greenland because Denmark has been taken over by Mexican cartels trying to cross the border to compete illegally in girl’s sports”

I think I got enough of their buzzwords in there that it has a chance of being said on Fox News over the next few months

mrbaskerville.bsky.social•3 days ago

I can confirm, we here in Denmark have been invaded by Mexican cartels. They are eating the drugs and wearing those hats.

dfalc67.bsky.social•3 days ago

I live in the US and they annoyingly wander into our backyards. We bang pans and yell at them until they run away.

meyrickkirby.bsky.social•4 days ago

Why don't they just tell everyone the chocolate ration is increasing?

poyoboyo.bsky.social•4 days ago

i really wish they could focus on reality.

paintbetty.bsky.social•4 days ago

I would give a kidney for some f*c king accountability and anti oligarchifascist action from elected officials

susanahite.bsky.social•4 days ago

In the spirit of truth, I researched this subject matter; Yes, Mexican cartels have been reported to have a presence in Canada, primarily through drug trafficking and money laundering operations. They don’t operate in the same violent, overt manner as in Mexico but instead collaborate with local

susanahite.bsky.social•4 days ago

organized crime groups, such as biker gangs, the Mafia, and Asian crime syndicates, to distribute drugs, mainly cocaine, fentanyl, and methamphetamine.

Cartels like the Sinaloa Cartel and CJNG (Jalisco New Generation Cartel) are believed to be involved in the Canadian drug trade by supplying

susanahite.bsky.social•4 days ago

narcotics to local networks. Law enforcement agencies, including the RCMP, have identified links between Mexican cartels and Canadian criminal organizations, especially in major cities like Toronto, Vancouver, and Montreal.

calgal48.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thanks for the best LoL today

jacobdavison.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's crazy as Hell, but I can also see that as their justification for declaring war on both countries.

onionamber.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is why the world had to come together to fucking kill the Nazis. Everything that came out of their mouths was lies and evilness. And here it is happening again

tardisnerdynerd.bsky.social•4 days ago

And it’s not even well written fanfic

bookwormer.bsky.social•3 days ago

Where are they ya douche canoe?

conrad.knauer.ca•3 days ago

🎶 One of these things is not like the others... 🎶

snakehead.bsky.social•4 days ago

BREAKING: Island nation of Cuba taken over by terrorist group known as "Brotherhood of Evil Mutants".

paksarra.bsky.social•4 days ago

I think that's an insult to fanfiction. At least that usually at least tries to stick to stuff that makes sense in canon....

midnightyoru.kawaii.social•4 days ago

Both liberal democrats and republicans live in complete delusional worlds.
Libdems genuinely believe Trump is a communist spy trained by the KGB or something and sent by Putin to destroy the United States.

clawful1.bsky.social•4 days ago

They don't lol.

The theory is Russia has compromising info on Trump. Since the cold war.

Neither Putin, Trump or Russia are communist.

Putin wants a new Russian empire based on weird conservative, traditionalist ideas. The project 2025 people want the same thing for the US.

akafluffy.bsky.social•4 days ago

You realize he's putting tariffs on every country except Russia. He passes on every story that Putin tells him like his life depends on it. He's trying to sell out Putin's enemy that he is treaty bound to defend. If he's not actually a Russian asset, I don't know how he could act more like one

marilith.bsky.social•4 days ago

The fact that he's utterly disconnected from morality and is a craven, self-serving narcissist explains that, though and we already know that's true. Also, part of the issue is that Russia isn't communist, it's capitalist. It's the exact kind of kleptocracy the US is transitioning to now.

akafluffy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Self-serving craven narcissists would gang up and not go for the tough loner thing. He's even acting out of character if he's not actively trying to isolate and weaken the states.

unjadedone.bsky.social•4 days ago

So you think he just has "PUTIN" envy??😬🤣

slashanon.bsky.social•3 days ago

we need to band together and form a popular front to utterly destroy the magas

yorpyorpyorp.bsky.social•4 days ago

Canadian here, confirming that I received my $25,000 cheque from M25 or whatever for posting on bsky and playing video games.

markusgustav.bsky.social•3 days ago

Holy frig. I what’s worse is that there are people that will believe this insane claim.

dammit-larry.bsky.social•4 days ago

Gotta credit their creative world building

frostfrentalos.bsky.social•4 days ago

Did they march an army through the USA, or use boats?

I'm really concerned here /j

But really...how? #geography

meatieocre.bsky.social•4 days ago

We've allowed modern medical science too much. We're culling at 60 from now on.

hailtostarscream.bsky.social•4 days ago

They're starting to justify a future annexation.

solarise.dev•4 days ago

Maybe he had the map upside down?

mrcontrariwise.bsky.social•4 days ago

Their idiot base just laps it up.

maximummeh.bsky.social•4 days ago

Canada would have a lot less crime if Americans weren't so God damn gun happy.

tiredhungryangry.bsky.social•4 days ago

Are we going to war with Mexico?

breffisintexas.bsky.social•3 days ago

I mean they do support a billionaire that sleeps with porn stars for president so 🤷‍♂️

radianthostility.bsky.social•3 days ago

That's the most normal and human thing about him. It's extremely indicative of America's structural and legalized corruption and violence that the only thing he's ever been convicted of is paying a sex worker.

breffisintexas.bsky.social•3 days ago

Agreed 100%!!!

hociconita.bsky.social•3 days ago

The pornstar part is fine, it’s the billionaire part that’s concerning

breffisintexas.bsky.social•3 days ago

No totally agree it’s just interesting to think about when you realize they have this insane fan fiction world.

hociconita.bsky.social•3 days ago

I think it comes to a point where the only thing that’s real is what’s directly on front of you. The rest you can make up

hociconita.bsky.social•3 days ago

For billionaires I mean

finnegangromyko.bsky.social•4 days ago

America has been taken over by a South African cartel, the 'Muskovites'.

tsudbury.bsky.social•4 days ago

And that 70% of people apparently agree with the statements they make with no fact check

kozyraccoon.bsky.social•4 days ago

The unfortunate thing for these people is that for all the bullshit they make up, at some point reality is gonna come crashing down

dafrgama.bsky.social•4 days ago

https://bsky.app/profile/internethippo.bsky.social/post/3ljoctzdbwc2m god its bleak out there

dragcrab.bsky.social•4 days ago

Same time line where America is taken over by North Korea. I can see MTG thinking this is a documentary: https://youtu.be/MQeQWWKKvq4?si=YUbg_WM2VpiqH8d5

fredo.bsky.social•4 days ago

The damn al-qaeda woke trans Mexican drug dealers that were released ON PURPOSE from the ASYLUM like my friend the late great Hannibal lector have taken over Canada, people are telling me about this all the time

cuddlebair.bsky.social•4 days ago

This new Emilia Perez sequel sounds crazy.

haveyouanywool.bsky.social•4 days ago

Peter Navarro has always been stupid, particularly about matters outside his reported area of expertise, like foreign relations.

noeldickover.bsky.social•4 days ago

Forget cartels.

If we're doing fan fiction as governance, what season do the dragons enter the picture?

terrylong.bsky.social•4 days ago

And its not even GOOD fanfic.

talint.bsky.social•4 days ago

Charlie Brown had hoes-ass network.

hazelazureus.bsky.social•4 days ago

teenagers had tumblr for all this, boomers get to use legal documents as their ao3

nofeartshirt.bsky.social•4 days ago

I can't speak for all of Canada but Saskatoon seems mostly cartel-free

itstygrey.bsky.social•4 days ago

Wait until Narnia unleashes its Wardrobe Tariffs. Trumps fucked.

elyon113.bsky.social•3 days ago

We’ve vastly underestimated how much damage was done to society when we used lead in fuel

nirbo.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh fuck they're onto us.

We would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for their meddling "spectometers"

"The Canadians are putting GHOSTS in our FENTANYL Bret."

cookedazuredemon.bsky.social•4 days ago

Do they have poutine trucks on every street corner?

onedimental.bsky.social•3 days ago

Now when I see interviews with lines like this coming out of elected officials' mouths, I just imagine the reporter or anchor or talking haircut to have the sack to say "And you actually believe this?"

crabby-phatty.bsky.social•3 days ago

It is funny though that some of them are being forced to wake up to reality, reacting in shock to the perfectly normal responses of Canadians and the rest of the world.

rock-eater.com•4 days ago

fwiw the dems also live in a total fiction where they still know how to talk to voters

panecasio.bsky.social•4 days ago

¿Dónde están?

localwaffle92.bsky.social•3 days ago

They already believe the bible is historical literature, it's no wonder they wanna make their own fanfics

rewhan.bsky.social•4 days ago

It's so cool how they can just say things and everybody nods along like they were collectively kicked in the head.

miggle93.bsky.social•4 days ago

Invading Canada to liberate them from the cartels

karlrolson.com•4 days ago

Pretty fitting since they're all deep in that silicon valley dark enlightenment set, and their true bible is Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality 🤮

cmterp.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is an insane stray

sayyestono.bsky.social•3 days ago

As if the Bible can't be read ten times worse than even the worst take on Potter.
Put frekking HC Andersen tale in front of these people, and they will start a genocide.