Melania Trump got a green card through a program specifically for people with “extraordinary ability,” sometimes referred to as an Einstein Visa. In Melania’s case her “extraordinary ability” was being able to have sex with Donald Trump without vomiting. - ThreadSky

botanicaldays.bsky.social•64 days ago

or in spite of vomiting. I dislike Melania but admire her taste in Justin Trudeau.

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jerry2562.bsky.social•64 days ago

And I thought it was because she showed her tits in a photoshoot.

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crazycatlady4luv.bsky.social•64 days ago

Now THAT’S talent!!! 🤮🤣

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mycatwyatt.bsky.social•64 days ago

Polishing trailer hitches???

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adrianmjo.bsky.social•64 days ago

She's a specialist in manipulating micro-penises. She's doing the work that no goddamn Americans want to do.

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mundoh.bsky.social•64 days ago

Seeing him naked and not turning to stone

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vonruebenberge.bsky.social•64 days ago

Again: Someone had to be brought to america to do a job no american would do.

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ashes2009.bsky.social•64 days ago

The bullshit of buying Visa's is amazing. When I started my career in the late 60's early 70's, I worked with many TOOL & Die Makers as well as Mold Makers from Europe that were hear because of the experience & talents. You had to qualify & be sponsored to get a Visa. Now you just pay a politician.

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cett1961.bsky.social•64 days ago

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lisabeachie.bsky.social•64 days ago

Ewww sex with that thing. 🤢

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truthonion.bsky.social•64 days ago

Or at least swallowing the vomit?

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brooklynamerican.bsky.social•64 days ago

Can you really be sure she didn't vomit?

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madpussycat2438.bsky.social•65 days ago

That’s quite a skill.

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janwhitesell.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'll bet she vomits in her mouth every time.

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ludachrs.bsky.social•64 days ago

We don’t know that she doesn’t vomit.

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theresa-i-10901.bsky.social•64 days ago

She deserves it 🤣🤣🤣

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maquisard2.bsky.social•65 days ago

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wildmonkeysects.bsky.social•64 days ago

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innervoice9.bsky.social•64 days ago

Maybe she DID puke. He was too busy looking at himself in the mirror, thinking he resembled Elvis .

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sodem.bsky.social•65 days ago

Are you sure it wasn't the Epstein visa?

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gorubenruben.bsky.social•64 days ago

Oralè Resisters

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lindabailie.bsky.social•64 days ago

Perfect!

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bvokie.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'm trying to eat breakfast God damn it! 😀🤢🤮

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timetraveler.bsky.social•64 days ago

From the smell.

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jenahem.bsky.social•64 days ago

😂

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lalasrsly.bsky.social•64 days ago

I thought it was an Epstein visa 🤭

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goatsofdoom.bsky.social•64 days ago

She probably did. He probably liked it. 🤮

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ava4bleue.bsky.social•62 days ago

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smokeyhounddog.bsky.social•64 days ago

She can say "anal extra" in 6 languages...

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onewokecitizen.bsky.social•65 days ago

Melania is special… she’s this nations first… first escort 😂

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skeveryday.bsky.social•65 days ago

We don’t actually know that she didn’t…🤮

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searingblueburn.bsky.social•64 days ago

I think she swallowed her vomit.

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mxburbank.bsky.social•64 days ago

Credit where credit is due, that's pretty extraordinary. Plus, I don't think Einstein could have done it.

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goodrun43.bsky.social•64 days ago

In fairness, that IS extraordinary 🤷🏻‍♂️

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justnutsenough.bsky.social•64 days ago

The skank puts up with the stank, while making bank.

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atomicgreen.bsky.social•64 days ago

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jenleibler.bsky.social•64 days ago

She also worked illegally on her tourist visa, lied about having a college degree, and chain migrated her family to the U.S. - including her literal Communist father. Nothing like Republican lies and hypocrisy!

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dpretj.bsky.social•64 days ago

Would there be anything else without hypocrisy and lies? Seems like the central tenant of the party.

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martygabriel.bsky.social•65 days ago

I read that in the fruit punch I was drinking came out of my nose. Thanks a lot.

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greenguy1973.bsky.social•65 days ago

I bet abit of sick came up 🤢

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400ppmco2wtf.bsky.social•64 days ago

Does the ability to say in 5 languages “leave the $ on the table” carry any weight?

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doorcounty56.bsky.social•64 days ago

Einstein visa, she thought Einstein sold bagels in the lobby of trump tower.

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slynnw.bsky.social•64 days ago

That would be a skill

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dianeofnv.bsky.social•65 days ago

Just proves immigrants will do work that ppl born in the USA will not.

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lvanpelt.bsky.social•63 days ago

Hey, the First Lady- elect was a skilled nude stripper model. Allegedly.

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shauntla.bsky.social•63 days ago

I thought she was/is a hooker

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mrc-qpp62.bsky.social•62 days ago

It is just poetic to know that a model by any other name will accept pay any day.

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ashdct.bsky.social•64 days ago

There is simply no evidence to suggest that she did not in fact, vomit.

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gshscott.bsky.social•64 days ago

Come on she had sex with a LOT more people than just that lump of shit.

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nogodsamongus.bsky.social•64 days ago

lol those trade in values really start to diminish especially when you have multiple drivers and a lot of miles on that chassis…..

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demarie61.bsky.social•64 days ago

That is an extraordinary ability!!

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nekron999.bsky.social•64 days ago

She had an il-LUST-rious acting career too...

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cavalrygreek.bsky.social•64 days ago

But she was a model

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quincedad.bsky.social•64 days ago

The “without vomiting” part has not been coroborated as of yet.

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middlerage.bsky.social•65 days ago

Not going to lie. That’s maybe the most impressive thing anyone has ever done.

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birchcraft.bsky.social•64 days ago

She must have a strong stomach and a nonexistent gag reflex.

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msmsfit2022.bsky.social•65 days ago

That actually is a hell of an ability. I just threw up in my mouth reading that.

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nc2mtu99.bsky.social•64 days ago

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irsjimmy109.bsky.social•64 days ago

Another of her " extraordinary abilities " can be found in numerous spots on the internet !!!

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mikeinmt.bsky.social•64 days ago

Mushroom polishing is an extraordinary ability in Slovenia I guess...

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naughtymarietta.bsky.social•64 days ago

Priceless!

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hieronymusmcg.bsky.social•64 days ago

As happens so often, immigrants willing to take jobs that no self-respecting American would do.

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truth-consequences.bsky.social•65 days ago

Modified gag reflex

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peej2.bsky.social•64 days ago

And being a russian asset

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taylorin615.bsky.social•64 days ago

Are we SURE she didn't vomit?

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0b-or-boris.bsky.social•64 days ago

I thought her skill was maintaining 2 sugar daddies on 2 continents

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ceciliafund.bsky.social•64 days ago

That too!

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anita-vent.bsky.social•64 days ago

Yet another case of immigrants doing the job Americans don’t want to do.

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angrywhitebitch.bsky.social•54 days ago

She thought her body was an imported commodity

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rev-d00d.bsky.social•64 days ago

Two bagger

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frankri504.bsky.social•64 days ago

And then she managed to hook him in marriage, and then the cherry on top , get an anchor baby from him

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robertgibson.bsky.social•64 days ago

A Hurl Visa

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mospheres.bsky.social•64 days ago

The only way Melania Trump qualified for an Einstein visa was under the "Dumm vie" category.

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garycottingham.bsky.social•65 days ago

Truly extraordinary.

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grolaw-me.bsky.social•65 days ago

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baltovegas.bsky.social•64 days ago

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texanacantante.bsky.social•65 days ago

I can think of no greater torture than having sexual relations with Trump.

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vero1986.bsky.social•64 days ago

Also to sell fake useless goods worth nothing...

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vero1986.bsky.social•64 days ago

Actually this illegal alien male escort from a shithole country with zero extraordinary ability came here for plastic surgery, a permanent visa and money.

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minaforest.bsky.social•54 days ago

😂

Hahahbabaahaaaaahahawaahaaaa

Right ?

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riverparkmatt.bsky.social•65 days ago

You know she puked!

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edoreilly.bsky.social•64 days ago

Let's give credit where credit is due - Melania has an ability that very few women possess...

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twittiest2.bsky.social•65 days ago

We don’t know she didn’t vomit

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ahfaustinomd.bsky.social•64 days ago

It's saint hood stuff. On the miracle realm.

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mariposa26.bsky.social•64 days ago

To be fair, one needs an iron stomach to engage in coitus with that orange blob of hatred.

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ricktulsky.bsky.social•64 days ago

Come on. That is extraordinary. What's your issue?

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milesdestin.bsky.social•64 days ago

Well, that does seem extraordinary.

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kas1a.bsky.social•64 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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wittman98.bsky.social•64 days ago

You have to admit, that is pretty extraordinary

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markosilberhand.bsky.social•64 days ago

.
THIS !

💠 ⬇️ 💠

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dskaggs.bsky.social•64 days ago

Her biggest job became her reality. Hugging a whale.

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enaid1959.bsky.social•64 days ago

Oh so she can say she was in Sports Illustrated?

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rlhbear.bsky.social•64 days ago

Once again, an immigrant doing a job no one else wants.

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jjfh.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'm sure she received any number of pearl necklaces for her extraordinary ability.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3XojNonEU

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irimha.bsky.social•64 days ago

It's not Einstein level to control your gag reflex. But I have to so: I couldn't do it! 🤮

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dstrick44.bsky.social•64 days ago

You have to admit that's quite an accomplishment.
Just the thought, and I threw up in my mouth a little.

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fubarspeaks.bsky.social•65 days ago

Hey, give credit where credit is due

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jkkeck.bsky.social•65 days ago

I always wonder how she gets the taste out of her mouth. Don’t think tic tacs are strong enough, or even a whole roll of lifesavers

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ant-w.bsky.social•64 days ago

By kissing Hank Siemers 😂

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jkkeck.bsky.social•64 days ago

😆😆😆😳

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chadeverett.bsky.social•64 days ago

I really think that should be left to the professionals. 🤮

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deadpool0775.bsky.social•64 days ago

But what if she did vomit and they are keeping it on the down low?

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jcorv06.bsky.social•64 days ago

Right. Maybe that's twump's idea of *lube*

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kevinsteinley.bsky.social•64 days ago

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bobdogwhisperer.bsky.social•64 days ago

Melania must have no sense of smell at all 🤢🤢

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jcorv06.bsky.social•64 days ago

I dunno...one could argue that sex w twump is a really really stooopid thing to do rather than brilliant.
Asking how someone can benefit from something they do is my go-to.
Personally, I'd rather rub a porcupine backwards up my spine than fuck a twump, but that's just me 🤷‍♀️

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bawbaginnd.bsky.social•65 days ago

I’m betting the only way she could achieve that was by wearing a gas mask and convincing him it was an old Slovenian tradition

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fourthandone.bsky.social•65 days ago

Melania, "honey do you notice anything new about me? Donald, "I love the new dress." Melania, "this old thing." "I mean I love your new shoes Melania." "Donald, it's a fucking gas mask, a gas mask!"

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bawbaginnd.bsky.social•65 days ago

😆👏🏻

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mnbutterfly.bsky.social•64 days ago

They say love is blind but in this case I’d say she must have blind and extremely desperate. Imagine how sickening awful that experience would have been. Nauseating.

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curryingfavor.bsky.social•64 days ago

She does have a job Americans don't want to do.

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ceciliafund.bsky.social•64 days ago

Not something any of us could have done. Maybe she deserved that Einstein thing after all. 🤔🤔🤔
They live by a different set of rules as the ruling class. So disgusting. 😡

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calirn.bsky.social•64 days ago

I always thought that alone would merit a trophy. She got to be a trophy wife.

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otismakesmusic.bsky.social•64 days ago

In her defence, like most immigrants, she was willing to do a job no American wanted...

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jaszczuk.bsky.social•64 days ago

Valid point

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mrc-qpp62.bsky.social•62 days ago

You just blew me away with that comment!

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otismakesmusic.bsky.social•62 days ago

I have my moments lol

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mrc-qpp62.bsky.social•62 days ago

Man, you are hip, the blowing vibes have to include Miles, and no Otis can exist without some Redding. Stay cool!

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tsuchikumo.bsky.social•64 days ago

to be fair, not a lot of people can do that

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marcinva.bsky.social•64 days ago

I certainly would have failed that interview

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robertthespruce.bsky.social•64 days ago

With all the Republican hypocrisy that we’ve observed over the past few years, we shouldn’t overlook the fact that Melania Trump called Stormy Daniels, the “porn hooooker“.

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robertthespruce.bsky.social•65 days ago

In Melania’s defense, Einstein was an Olympian in the sack.

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ttt5701.bsky.social•64 days ago

Doing the work American's won't...

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kangoroo17.bsky.social•64 days ago

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acabpigs1775.bsky.social•64 days ago

Her iron stomach will make a great iron lung.

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princeneos.bsky.social•63 days ago

Credit where it's due, that's genuinely impressive.
And disgusting.

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cyndoots.bsky.social•64 days ago

How do you know she didn’t vomit?

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scoutpaint.bsky.social•64 days ago

She got in on an Epstein visa. She knew what was going on. She was there.

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khr5.bsky.social•65 days ago

That is funny and true

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itspoetic.bsky.social•64 days ago

That's remarkable, to say the least

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debcombs14.bsky.social•64 days ago

Spot on

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politicalbeanpole.bsky.social•64 days ago

My husband said her extraordinary ability is that she can suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

Hey, don’t kill the messenger.

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politicalbeanpole.bsky.social•64 days ago

Oh, I thought it was because she could play the flute with her whohaw. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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embe0124.bsky.social•65 days ago

She probably did vomit but they lied about it

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ambassadorkong.bsky.social•64 days ago

She can also say, "Anal for $500" in six different languages.

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itsforge.bsky.social•64 days ago

hey that was my joke = )

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lmbjustinsmom.bsky.social•64 days ago

Actually it was her porn videos

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sharilynn.bsky.social•64 days ago

She can say “get moose and squirrel” in 4 languages.

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patrick93.bsky.social•65 days ago

Nobody will have her since she’s been with Trump

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nogodsamongus.bsky.social•64 days ago

Maybe it’s Maybelline or the STD’s

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appsurd.bsky.social•64 days ago

😂😂😂

Second time you make laugh loud today, dirty gurl.

Thanks for that.

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texasmusicgirl.bsky.social•64 days ago

Or gagging.

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mzbehavin1031.bsky.social•64 days ago

🤣😂🤣😂 & yet 🤢🤮🤢🤮
#bluecrew #uniteamerica #witchsky
💙🫂🔮

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white5hark.bsky.social•64 days ago

That is an extraordinary ability, I just threw up reading it.

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cedarsavage.bsky.social•64 days ago

Can you be sure she didn't?

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n3w4v3.bsky.social•64 days ago

I laughed out loud reading this.

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karmaisawoman.bsky.social•64 days ago

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belladonna406.bsky.social•63 days ago

😅

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crkolarz.bsky.social•65 days ago

Required great courage

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darlenenonumber.bsky.social•64 days ago

🤭🤣

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jmitchelldalton.bsky.social•64 days ago

But somewhere along the way she lost this ability.

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massrebel.bsky.social•65 days ago

Fair

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gxro6883.bsky.social•64 days ago

Mycologists are important

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lindabailie.bsky.social•64 days ago

Hookers are good at that

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sacorcas.bsky.social•64 days ago

Nah...she vimitted, but held it in her mouth. Cuz she got no gag-reflex. You know...practice makes perfect

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strangebrickdroog.bsky.social•65 days ago

She can also fart in 7 languages

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jaszczuk.bsky.social•64 days ago

Now that's a skill

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strangebrickdroog.bsky.social•64 days ago

Of Einsteinian proportions.

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goonermudpicker.bsky.social•64 days ago

We can safely say that she no longer has that special ability.

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smigman.bsky.social•64 days ago

That is extraordinary.

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kturnerrn.bsky.social•64 days ago

She kind of deserves immortality for being able to screw him.

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jennnne.bsky.social•64 days ago

Puke and rally

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katnurse.bsky.social•65 days ago

Immigrants out there always doing the work no American wants to do.

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cowboyjoe458.bsky.social•64 days ago

And that was hard to do

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tericloth.bsky.social•64 days ago

What is the actual name of the Epstien, whoops, I meant Einstein visa?

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johnnygee63.bsky.social•65 days ago

💯

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cf-carl.bsky.social•65 days ago

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mikeinmt.bsky.social•64 days ago

Ok that was genuinely funny.

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cf-carl.bsky.social•64 days ago

I have my moments 😆

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wjsidis.bsky.social•64 days ago

Perfectly hilarious

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richardnowels.bsky.social•64 days ago

We don’t know that she didn’t vomit.

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pimbarnett.bsky.social•64 days ago

It’s now known as an Epstein Visa.

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sandi242.bsky.social•64 days ago

I remember how they said she spoke six languages. Yet when she was at some meeting in Europe she was using the translator headphones. And now she’ll be First Hooker again.

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wattajoke.bsky.social•65 days ago

I remember trump saying he'd hold a press conference "in 2 weeks," to explain Melania's immigration process, about 8 years ago. (It's always 2 weeks)

https://www.cnn.com/2016/08/09/politics/donald-trump-melania-immigration-controversy/index.html

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iyamwhatiyamintx.bsky.social•61 days ago

I’m guessing that she threw up in her mouth a few times.

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allyhartwell.bsky.social•64 days ago

VP Trump's main use for the H1-B visa program is 'models', so not much changed there.

Puts a very different slant on the H1-B debate about Silicon Valley engineers ...

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bradbrace.bsky.social•65 days ago

I mean, that is basically a super power.

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edwardtyler.bsky.social•64 days ago

She must be a decent actress to pretend that a malformed mushroom cap was the biggest she’d ever seen.

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camsilverfox.bsky.social•64 days ago

👍🤣

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gardengirlinaz.bsky.social•64 days ago

You really are funny!

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hondos.bsky.social•65 days ago

She was probably on her back and swallowed it back down. A real trooper.

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grumpyfinfan.bsky.social•64 days ago

Has that been proven..

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suewho82.bsky.social•64 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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kamadodavid.bsky.social•65 days ago

That is indeed a very special skill.

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chainsawdave.bsky.social•64 days ago

Did you see her lesbian shoot? It was very first lady like!

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cupecoy4me.bsky.social•64 days ago

Chef’s kiss!

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jamesstaticone.bsky.social•65 days ago

It’s quite a talent, but yes it sounds more like service industry work

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cyberthrush.bsky.social•64 days ago

I'm told (ahem) that if you look around you can find corners of the internet with LOTS of women who exhibit extraordinary gag-reflex control...

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kimkanadian.bsky.social•64 days ago

Everybody has a talent

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mooseifer7431.bsky.social•65 days ago

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miss-gelly.bsky.social•65 days ago

That is a pretty impressive talent though. And not gouging her eyes out

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banotherlincoln.bsky.social•64 days ago

How would anyone know, they're not open?

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criticallyspeaking.bsky.social•64 days ago

😈

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teelbee.bsky.social•64 days ago

I believe she vomited. The gold-digger got the best of her.

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johngolf.bsky.social•64 days ago

You have to admit, that is extraordinary

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khrisnin.bsky.social•64 days ago

I think that was only a short term skill (as extraordinary as it was). Now it looks like she wants to vomit every time she has to stand next to him. Therefore, the visa should be revoked.

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1234mimijones.bsky.social•64 days ago

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