A man at the grocery store last night said he’d lost his wife in the store and asked if he could talk with me for a minute. Puzzled, I asked why and he told me every time he talks to an attractive woman his wife magically appears out of nowhere.
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And that is the most obtuse roundabout way of giving yourself a compliment that I have ever seen. Brava!!! Every time I talk to an attractive woman in Costco the police come.
Most people age physically but not mentally, it would be good to always keep that in the back of your mind. Sorry for pissing in everyone’s cornflakes. 🤷🏻♀️
That’s an awesome compliment I hope to employ someday just for fun. I do the same thing only it’s when I’m home and trying to get my wife to come down stairs, I’ll turn on my PlayStation. Works every time.
It’s uncanny the way my wife vanishes in stores. I’m left looking around, and so obviously so, that frequently a store employee asks if they can help me find something, and I reply, ‘Yeah, you know where my wife is?’
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But we get in trouble also.😂
It’s uncanny the way my wife vanishes in stores. I’m left looking around, and so obviously so, that frequently a store employee asks if they can help me find something, and I reply, ‘Yeah, you know where my wife is?’
I'm gonna try it if a guy I'm with gets 'lost' in the sports section 😉
(not really)
i should know, and i do know
Three hours later: It's halftime at Applebee's, and husband's riblets just arrived. So does wife: "I was done 20 minutes ago! Where were you?"
LOL