Yep. Just knowing you're gonna have to redo the whole poop, shower cycle all over again, and it never feels "right" or satisfying pooping immediately after a shower.
We note the words 'right after'.... and are aware of the concept 'during'..... so, there's that. When 'during' happens, it's more disappointing.... just sayin'...😀
I just had to drop some 💩 off at the doctors. A usual Friday for me but hey😂 I said to the lady behind the desk “I’ve come bearing gifts if I was Krampus”. I told my wife the comment I made. She said he should be Krappus.🤣🤣Comedy gold👍🏻
Broke up with a guy who refused to be on time for anything I thought was important by yelling at him in the lobby during intermission of a play my granddaughter was in, "You're the huge crap that only shows up AFTER a good shower!"
When in Australia I was educated in what a 'waffle stomp' is.
I've never done it but I could see the advantages of the action if one yearns for a well scrubbed clean bottom.
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😂😂😂
I miss pay toilet humor.
Left me here without any paper.
My bus is leaving,
I hate to linger.
Lookout asshole,
Here comes my finger!
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They who write on shithouse walls,
Roll their shit into tiny balls.
They who read these words of wit,
Eat the tiny balls of shit.
Get out of shower, poop, back in shower, clean butt.
Ladies: reply with YOUR most vicious shitting episodes!!!!
Women poop?
🤣🤣🤣
Pun intended.
1/4 bottle of wine
warm water
floater
one of these things doesn't belong
but is evidence
the other 3
worked very well together
Better than a runny #2, I suppose. 😏
Just get back in the shower.
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I used to have this.
much worse!
I've never done it but I could see the advantages of the action if one yearns for a well scrubbed clean bottom.
1. $*it
2. Shower
3. Shave
In that order!
*Plip*
Exquisite and serene
When you gotta go, you go.