White House press briefings are like Melania’s sex life - brief, awkward, and full of denials. - ThreadSky

chiefsadface.bsky.social•5 days ago

Ewwww

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trumpwho.bsky.social•4 days ago

Don't forget that "icky and gross" feeling afterward.....

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jedclampett.bsky.social•4 days ago

She hasn’t had sex with Trump since Barron was conceived and even then there could be paternity questions. I’m sure she has visitors at Trump Tower.

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roadreclaimed.bsky.social•5 days ago

And no one wants to watch.

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koalapiggiemomma.bsky.social•4 days ago

You are a poet of our time! 🩷

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ravanelliterry.bsky.social•4 days ago

Plus this time the Emperor has no clothes.

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awildirish1.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣🤣

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fubarmma.bsky.social•5 days ago

Donald has nothing to do with either

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heymrwilson1.bsky.social•5 days ago

Also dry and tasteless.

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otmunderground.bsky.social•4 days ago

I'm sure everyone leaves feeling dirty afterwards.

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saltybeats.bsky.social•5 days ago

OMFG imagine that swetty, orange tub of lard on top of you. . . .🤢🤮🤮

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csapidus.bsky.social•5 days ago

An orange stain that will not wash out.

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vernaf.bsky.social•5 days ago

... and dripping in toxic orange slime

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gothmama.bsky.social•5 days ago

I'm sure her sex life is fun and fulfilling... because it ain't with fat boy

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jjraimondo.bsky.social•4 days ago

And a lot of Headaches 😳

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satiricalplanet.bsky.social•4 days ago

Earth’s lost the plot again—tariffs on penguins, Elon in a cheese hat, and Kid Rock in the White House. Xylb-tok is watching!
https://aiwillybillhuman.substack.com/p/re-week-8-earth-follies-galactic

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mexamfam.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤮 Never thought about that until right now. Kinda wish I didn't.

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1stackmack.bsky.social•4 days ago

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kimba1129.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤭 perfect

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wayneesmith.bsky.social•4 days ago

LoL 😆.

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tennismd7.bsky.social•5 days ago

And fake, impotent proclamations

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mary112024.bsky.social•4 days ago

I needed a laugh this morning. Thanks! 🤣

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nothingsacredwa.bsky.social•5 days ago

And same-sex power games.

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jrfitzg.bsky.social•4 days ago

Speaking of Melanoma. Where is she hiding ?

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melissawoodruff.bsky.social•5 days ago

Melabia spills all.

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dustybeaver14.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣

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zman73.bsky.social•4 days ago

Well done! Needed a laugh this morning 😅

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oldbrownshoe.bsky.social•5 days ago

And around a lot of unwanted shit

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bruce85623.bsky.social•5 days ago

I'll bet things are different with her favorite Secret Service agent.

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poetdevotee.bsky.social•5 days ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpRqJH549II

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nudsy.bsky.social•4 days ago

Bang bang bang sorry.

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redroach67.bsky.social•5 days ago

I thought you were going to say battery powered, embarrassing, and devoid of donald

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youhavetobe.bsky.social•4 days ago

When Melania's sex life is in focus, I somehow can't help but feel sorry for her. Well not really 😂😹

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pflagler.bsky.social•4 days ago

And also, Trump is nowhere to be found.

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angiesuniverse.bsky.social•5 days ago

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tallphoenix.bsky.social•5 days ago

🤣

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mikeiona.bsky.social•5 days ago

And only happening because one of the parties involved is being well paid.

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donalyn.bsky.social•5 days ago

K you make the end of the world a lil fun Sundae!! 😂

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joyfulsearcher.bsky.social•4 days ago

👏🤣

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christufarr.bsky.social•4 days ago

And the Press Sec seems to think her opinion is somehow important. It's not .

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jratman.bsky.social•5 days ago

🔥🔥💥💥

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elkabong1.bsky.social•4 days ago

When is that illegal immigrant going to be deported?

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semper-talis.bsky.social•4 days ago

Your comments are as naughty as they are to the point. (I really LOVE it!)

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hunee5.bsky.social•5 days ago

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sukot.bsky.social•5 days ago

So bad! (but good)

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thebatman9000.bsky.social•4 days ago

She got a kid out of her affair with Justin Trudeau so I say she isn’t wasting her fertile years.

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legendarybitka.bsky.social•4 days ago

Also, Barron looks exactly like a young trump, poor kid.

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legendarybitka.bsky.social•4 days ago

That’s not Trudeau.

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thebatman9000.bsky.social•4 days ago

It is a running joke on the internet.

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legendarybitka.bsky.social•4 days ago

I know. I’m a Trudeau fan girl but I’m not taking it too seriously, believe me. 😉

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hiramhaus.bsky.social•4 days ago

But it is Trudeau!

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legendarybitka.bsky.social•4 days ago

That’s Trudeau, yes, but the Trudeau pic with Barron is altered. He wasn’t even in politics when Barron was born, iirc. He is too classy for her and I will die on this hill! 😂😂😂

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hiramhaus.bsky.social•4 days ago

Ahhh yes, nowhere near as handsome as the real Trudeau! We’ll both die right there if we have to!

Now this IS the real DElonald!

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sneadly.bsky.social•4 days ago

Oh I dunno. I doubt she limits herself to the man who cheated on her who knows how much and when she was pregnant. I wouldn’t.

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emilyannebabe.bsky.social•5 days ago

False: they don't happen in a cage under the bed in the Presidential Suite, and, if pee IS involved, it stays in the diaper 🤣

Ps AI is goddamned useless

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pghdlo.bsky.social•4 days ago

Happy Friday Sundae❤️💙❤️

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rltjr.bsky.social•4 days ago

And icky (thinking she has to have something on the side)

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16screwsloose.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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tom01-5.bsky.social•4 days ago

You’re… 🤣🤣🤣 Thanks, this made my morning…!

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scoutpaint.bsky.social•4 days ago

She said she fell in love with his mind.

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rlb-21.bsky.social•3 days ago

And regret

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galfox.bsky.social•4 days ago

How hot her showers must be after. PS where IS the first lady. Don't they DO things normally? 🤷‍♀️

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refugeefromx.bsky.social•4 days ago

Fun fact, if you bought 1,000 $Melania meme coins in January it would have cost you $11,220. If you sold the same 1,000 coins today you would get the grand total of $560. (Not a typo).

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tbrinkskysocial.bsky.social•5 days ago

With a side order of syphilus.

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micha-co.bsky.social•5 days ago

Perfect as always

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mungonna8.bsky.social•5 days ago

White House press briefings are like Steve Cheung in a bikini..just god awful..OH my goodness , filthy, Im sorry I even brought it up. I apologize.

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johnnieb1820.bsky.social•4 days ago

$pot On ... #ElectionsHaveConsequences

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ottawaphil.bsky.social•4 days ago

Now that, was a visual I didn't need. 😀

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oldmidwestdude.bsky.social•5 days ago

And she gets up with a classified document stuck to her ass.

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vlgambini.bsky.social•4 days ago

I dissent.

That's DJT's sex life.

Melania has the pool boy and / or the chauffeur. That's why she's rarely in the same state as him.

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scotsandlit.bsky.social•5 days ago

😂

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detmac.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh, I don’t know. I think she & Maçrón hit it off fine…

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bleulimousine.bsky.social•5 days ago

Yup…I can see that…

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chefsf.bsky.social•5 days ago

I missed it because I was celebrating “Libation Day”

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sb93108.bsky.social•5 days ago

Follow back. The old account on Elmo’s dictatorship got suspended, which was an honor.

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sundaedivine.bsky.social•5 days ago

Gotcha!

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sb93108.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thank you!

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bluedotmidwest.bsky.social•5 days ago

Because you think she’s having sex with Trump? I don’t think so

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realrobellis.bsky.social•4 days ago

BE BITTER

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wikibara.bsky.social•5 days ago

And suspiciously Donald-free.

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jpaul13.bsky.social•5 days ago

We leave in tears and only one side enjoys it.

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troubledtimes.bsky.social•5 days ago

She probably has a great sex life , just not with the moron

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sonnydrysdale.bsky.social•4 days ago

Never forget her statue in her own country

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squidann.bsky.social•4 days ago

Is it time to cancel Amazon Prime considering what Bezos has done to the Washington Post, and his continuing sucking up to the Orange Liar?

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ftorange518.bsky.social•4 days ago

With no apologies ever

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jack1973.bsky.social•5 days ago

🔥🔥

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cynharp777.bsky.social•4 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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laughingaway.bsky.social•4 days ago

....and some sound is coming out but it impossible to say what.

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duncandwyer.bsky.social•3 days ago

And for some reason MTG’s boyfriend is invited in the room.

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totsandpairs.bsky.social•4 days ago

Not to mention anti-climactic.

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jeannettesarpola.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh I thought it was deserted.

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partiallyconvinced.bsky.social•5 days ago

But with a side piece for dessert.

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lesley99.bsky.social•4 days ago

Skeet of the week😊

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potusmusk.bsky.social•4 days ago

Trumps a greedy fuck so you know he's never made her orgasm of that I'm certain. Judging by the look on her face and the way she smiled and look deep into that Canadian politician's eyes make me think he did.

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