Gonna bring back a classic from birdsite because I need some distractions from real life If you and your fursona got in a fight, who would win? - ThreadSky

oven.ott.fish • 563 days ago

Gonna bring back a classic from birdsite because I need some distractions from real life

If you and your fursona got in a fight, who would win?

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andygates.bsky.social•563 days ago

Badgers are brawlers, I'm in danger!

timberpuppers.bsky.social•563 days ago

We're both harmless dorks so we'd probably just look at each like "what do???" and end up snuggling

rezerkity.bsky.social•563 days ago

He would probably just sit on me and it's game over

ra.zeth.pw•563 days ago

if my fursona and ur fursona got in a fight, who would win?

dawg-pa.ws•563 days ago

That big idiot would just lay on me and drool

spinny.bsky.social•563 days ago

Technically that's her villain's origin story

kinggojira.bsky.social•563 days ago

I know their weaknesses. And I don't mean the combat based weaknesses.

katotter.bsky.social•563 days ago

Me. Pretty sure the little fucker doesn't have the reach to do much about it.

pegasus316.bsky.social•563 days ago

Definitely my fursona.

10ft tall horse dude with wings. Wouldn’t even have to try in any appreciable way. :P

dariusl.bsky.social•563 days ago

As if I could win against a fucking tiger lmao

metalgearsolidmom.bsky.social•559 days ago

My son, hands down 😈

behemothboyo.bsky.social•563 days ago

Me against my 12'5 Behemoth with the power to transform into a Cosmic deity?

Let's be real now. I'm fucked.

tibsthicktail.bsky.social•563 days ago

My sona. Big and buff, much bigger than little ol’ me

ouiji.bsky.social•563 days ago

I mean, I know it would basically be like Scott Pilgrim fighting Nega Scott. We’d go out and get brunch or something.

charmhusky.bsky.social•563 days ago

Have you seen two 🥔s fight? Just like that

sdwolf.bsky.social•563 days ago

To the death? Me. My fursona is cute and cuddly. I'm a precision shooter with a huge range of weapons training 🤣

But both of us are not very likely to end up in a fight of any sort anyway, unless it's with someone attacking our friends or family.

woflpack.bsky.social•559 days ago

Depends on if I can kick the little shit before he sets me on fire...

growlph.greywolf.social•563 days ago

I would immediately fall victim to debilitating headbutt-inflicted concussions

nrr.corvidae.org•563 days ago

How do you fight a tree?

I mean, have you seen what they do to the leftover bones from a roast ham?

thegreatlucario.bsky.social•563 days ago

My Fursona is literally an Alicorn (god horse) they could Dark Vader choke me with their magic, pick me up and fly 100 ft into the air and drop me, or just go the regular horse route and stomp me to death with their hooves lolz

arbmanthesheep.bsky.social•559 days ago

Arb has real hooves and I, the Arbman, do not. One solid kick would have me on my back, and then all my ribs would be broken after that.

bryanlutra.bsky.social•563 days ago

My sona for sure, but getting beat up is fun so win-win~

hyenablood.yeen.world•563 days ago

we'd both win because it'd just turn into sex

vixenshep.bsky.social•559 days ago

Sona, she’s mean

zilchwoofs.furry.lgbt•562 days ago

Depends how quickly I can inflict Asian Child Trauma™️ to discombobulate him.
Also, he's still got glasses for now.

yippyhyena.bsky.social•563 days ago

Oh definitely my sona. No art of it, but seeing as an evolving fighting style is also part of lore. Ya Id be one shot

cheerijessie.bsky.social•563 days ago

She's more of a catgirl, but still, she would win. Easily. I'm not much of a fighter, and she could just tickle me until I tap out

matchadeluxe.bsky.social•563 days ago

I’d lose because I couldn’t fathom punching a soft lazy red panda dead square in the face ;;!

pizzawolf.bsky.social•563 days ago

So it's basically me as an anthropomorphic bastard of a red wolf and coyote.

So he'd probably tear me up, but tbh we'd probably get a long. End up grabbing food and probably becoming "roommates"

pizzawolf.bsky.social•563 days ago

To be honest I could use another hand in the garage. And motivating me to do stuff.

Then after giving each other a hand in the garage we could give each other a HAND...or mouth... afterwards
😏😏😏

leif.otters.space•563 days ago

I square up, ready for battle.
Leif grins, saunters forth, and in peak Gex impression...

"It's tail time"

I am promptly concussed.

sarcasticbarbie.bsky.social•563 days ago

I don’t have a fursona I’m just enjoying the answers and hearing people describe or share their art

alignedforfur.bsky.social•563 days ago

There's lot more claws and teeth I'd not fare against well with this sergal so I'd stand to lose most likely.

chocolatequill.bsky.social•563 days ago

My fursona. She’s got claws and teeth

shirokamishijisa.bsky.social•563 days ago

I'm 6'2" and built like a Viking.

My sona is 7' and built like a tank with teeth and claws.

I'm getting tf smacked outta me as soon as I attempt to flirt.

raccwolf.bsky.social•563 days ago

my fursona would beat the shit out of me but I'm kinda ok with that tbh

maxxthefoxx.bsky.social•559 days ago

My fursona(s). Human me is no match for those beefy paws and claws! 😎

digitalfossil.bsky.social•563 days ago

He could legitimately bite me in half if he wanted too, but he's too pubby to do that. He would fold me like a chair though ngl

digitalfossil.bsky.social•563 days ago

We would kiss afterwards

cykrus.bsky.social•563 days ago

My sona would absolutely crush me if he wanted. Sharp claws, teeth. along with several hundred lbs and at least 2 feet difference in size.

But I know his weakness, approach carefully and offer belly rubs. The tussling after would be more friendly, though I would still get flattened.

sario.dev•563 days ago

Against a nearly 6 foot tall anthro owl with a sharp beak and massive talons, I'm screwed. Against a 1 foot tall, 8 ounce bird, sorry birb but you go smush.

p4nd4arts.bsky.social•563 days ago

I would lose. Not because I don't think we'd make up afterwards, but because I know for a fact that this oversized iMac is just as petty as I am when it comes to confrontation.

charlesbunny.bsky.social•562 days ago

< I would steal this guy's lunch money in an instant.

tealbitz.bsky.social•563 days ago

As much as I hate saying it, I'd win. My otter is too friendly. But, we'd make it upto each other afterwards :3

albertobalsalm.bsky.social•563 days ago

Alberto would just turn me into another Alberto and there would be no need for further fisticuffs

blueeyedwolf.bsky.social•207 days ago

WHOA !😱

xydexxunicorn.bsky.social•563 days ago

It's very easy to defeat Xydexx, you just unplug his belly valve and squeeze all the air out of him.

Oh no, now everyone knows my one weakness. 🙃

lockheedskunk.bsky.social•563 days ago

Lockheed has the distinct accomplishment of getting into a fight with a speedbag and losing, so…probably me

canis.bsky.social•563 days ago

me, because i work at a doggy daycare so i am better than average at wrangling canines

keaneotts.bsky.social•563 days ago

Well, Keane would win at first, but after pinning me to the floor, we'd both get rather distracted by...things...and, uh... 👉👌

novakorpov.bsky.social•559 days ago

Neither of us. We'd both cry and make out after

roadkillhyena.bsky.social•563 days ago

I'd probably die after the first hit

yuji.bigkitty.club•563 days ago

Probably my 'sona tbh 😅

butters.social•563 days ago

Let's be honest here, my fursona has already won.

goldencoyote.bsky.social•563 days ago

I could sit on them until they gave up lmao

hulex.bsky.social•563 days ago

My fursona, hands down

boombutton.bsky.social•563 days ago

Galu would beat me hands down, but I would beat the Buttoncat.

andydershon.bsky.social•563 days ago

Really depends on the form Andy is in:

Regular fox: even match
Fat skunk: I'd probably win
Were-fox form: considering Andy is 10 ft tall minimum, he'd probably win easily.

Of course, considering both me and my sona are nice and friendly, we'd probably just cuddle

justrockythings.bsky.social•563 days ago

my fursona would whoop my ass because they’re literally just me but taller, stronger and with sharper teeth/claws lmao

menagerie.bsky.social•563 days ago

Whichever one of us can snap off a command word faster. Probably 'speak' since it would stop the other from countering in kind.

huanchee.bsky.social•563 days ago

My sona is a super genius with a knack for building sci-fi level tech out of old vacuum tube tech.

I just like to play video games and repair old radios.

My money is on the mouse.

…but maybe i can entice him to not hurt me with an old philco…

heikofennec.bsky.social•563 days ago

5'6" human vs fennec.. I do not see myself winning.

generaltekno.bttoons.com•563 days ago

I mean if we're counting my standin OC as a fursona because he's a cat... nobody, because it'd be myself at war with myself and everyone loses then

bennythepanda.bsky.social•563 days ago

I’d beat my fursona since irl I’m a foot taller x3

pafcakes.bsky.social•563 days ago

On the one hand, the gnoll's a 9' wall of meat and slobber, and could destroy a human pretty easily.
On the other, he's a big softie, and would immediately forfeit and apologize if he thought he was hurting a friend.

galanorbrighteye.bsky.social•563 days ago

Considering that my sona is a 13-foot-tall dragon with a solid bone tail club that’s half as big as I am… I don’t favor my odds.

zorinlynx.bsky.social•563 days ago

In a direct physical fight? My fursona would win because have you SEEN how strong cats are per kilo? Holy shit.

But the fight would likely not happen because Zorin is just a cuddly pacifist and would fall into a purring fluffalump at the prospect of ear-scritchies. :)