ME: I need to set up a nuclear power plant
HITACHI: We can provide you with the schematics
ME: I’ll probably need to lease some construction vehicles too
HITACHI: We’ve got you covered there
ME: Also I’d like a machine to go absolutely sicko mode on my pussy
HITACHI: You’ll never believe this
HITACHI: We can provide you with the schematics
ME: I’ll probably need to lease some construction vehicles too
HITACHI: We’ve got you covered there
ME: Also I’d like a machine to go absolutely sicko mode on my pussy
HITACHI: You’ll never believe this
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But Hitachi does still make some of the machines used to *make* hard drives: https://www.hitachi-hightech.com/global/en/products/inspection/hard-disk/
HITACHI: Because you are an esteemed loyal customer we can give you a rebate
YOU: Great, do you have a pen to sign the contract?
HITACHI: Sure. How many cartons do you need?
Apparently the company started out as a copper mine, then expanded into "anything with an electric motor/copper coil in it".
actually i forgot my joke because i got into their company directory list and it's literally one stop shopping
they own so many companies they can supply you with fucking anything like
holy shit
they got it
(Spoken like Will Ferrell to the guy impersonating Sean Connery on SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy sketches)
HITACHI: you have no idea…
They're down the back behind the Sports section
Hitachi: What kind?
Does it come in a heavy duty model?
Them:
Who do you think you're talking to:
HITACHI: Say no more