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pixelatedboat.bsky.social • 500 days ago

Press y to make Mario release his wondrous seed

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skelemusic.bsky.social•500 days ago

Y

tr3vin.bsky.social•500 days ago

I beat the whole game with a half-press. It felt fantastic.

dildo-baggins.bsky.social•500 days ago

The y stands for prostatey

sirvenus.bsky.social•500 days ago

But I'm playing as Daisy.

wolfgabe.bsky.social•500 days ago

This reads like it could be an Expand Dong shitpost

schmendimite.bsky.social•500 days ago

X

peterdcarlson.bsky.social•500 days ago

I hear our boy's hung like an elephant in this latest game.

richmahogany.bsky.social•500 days ago

It would be destructive to the human race if suddenly an entire generation could jump that high. And double in size from ingesting mushrooms.

bobbybiscotti.bsky.social•500 days ago

Soup her, Mario

mithos343.bsky.social•500 days ago

If you press Y, R, and hold up on the D-pad, you can make Mario exhaust his load

nevetsboy.bsky.social•500 days ago

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typocelchu.bsky.social•500 days ago

Boppin that mushroom until toad becomes a shy guy

plantparenthood.bsky.social•500 days ago

Perfect since it’s Foreskin Friday and he’s Italian

delsaber.bsky.social•500 days ago

Excellent skeet

chrissylcox.bsky.social•499 days ago

Uh, too late

juiceone.bsky.social•500 days ago

Can you do it with a half y press?

neilaitken.me•500 days ago

I believe that's called edging, which is more of a Luigi thing.

ellemoria.bsky.social•500 days ago

helpful tip: helps to curl your finger in a “come here” motion

krongart.bsky.social•500 days ago

Y

quasigentrified.bsky.social•499 days ago

excuse you, ROYAL SEED.

numetal-alchemist.bsky.social•500 days ago

wowie zowie

volteer133.bsky.social•500 days ago

"Several people are typing..."

mrteenyweeny.bsky.social•500 days ago

Y

mikelowetpt.bsky.social•500 days ago

*weed

clumsythe24.bsky.social•500 days ago

Don’t make me tap the sign

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clumsythe24.bsky.social•500 days ago

Mario wonders 🤔

sniep.net•500 days ago

if i type w does it do what i think it will do?

w

itsnemo.bsky.social•500 days ago

What button do I press to make him unrelease it, what button makes the seed go back in the mario

lunarweasel.bsky.social•500 days ago

Overheard

zython.bsky.social•500 days ago

X

itsnemo.bsky.social•500 days ago

Thank you I owe you my life

worstplace.bsky.social•500 days ago

Bowser, a devout Catholic, is appalled

jparish.bsky.social•500 days ago

Mario is a sinner in God’s eyes according to Genesis 38:9 😩

fischonkel.bsky.social•500 days ago

Also according to Master System 4:3

https://media.tenor.com/mj-CNs7Vrh0AAAAM/sega-genesis.gif

seanhcampbell.bsky.social•500 days ago

I was going to say "coming in hot with chapter and verse," and then I realized that would be a very bad idea.

powerplaguedotorg.bsky.social•500 days ago

Does it taste good?

jamesnelsonart.bsky.social•500 days ago

Do I have to

inafutureage.bsky.social•500 days ago

Interestingly they use the old Charles Martinet “ah ha hahaha” falling in lava sound clip when you do this.

fredbo.bsky.social•500 days ago

This is what happened last time.

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yogosocore.bsky.social•499 days ago

yyyyyyyyy

beamsandbows.bsky.social•500 days ago

Ok, I pressed Y. One problem: I’m playing Animal Crossing.

thedavenporter.bsky.social•500 days ago

If I hold y will Mario charge his seed?

green9090.bsky.social•500 days ago

yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

bill-ludwig-music.bsky.social•500 days ago

I like the screen where his seed comes out ON FIRE

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